welshbairn Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Slowly but surely dish out enough abuse, both verbal and physical so as to gain a reputation locally as a fucking psychopath. Thus, no one will f**k with your house, they will explore the houses of close by neighbours who are not anecdotally known and mental b*****ds. A much more fun and cost effective solution Only if you like the idea of getting torched at 4 am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Slowly but surely dish out enough abuse, both verbal and physical so as to gain a reputation locally as a fucking psychopath. Thus, no one will f**k with your house, they will explore the houses of close by neighbours who are not anecdotally known and mental b*****ds. A much more fun and cost effective solution Not true. You will attract the attention of the young tearaways. When I was one we always chose the local nutcases to play chap door run or throw snowballs at their windows as it was much more fun to have some mad b*****d out chasing you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, LiudwigXIX said: Frankly speaking, firstly I thought that it is a good idea to write something such. But really you aright, it will just attract more attention Good point, well made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 To be fair if it helps someone to ransack this c***s hoose whilst leaving a massive shite on his living room carpet then Im all for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 23/04/2020 at 16:39, BillyAnchor said: I quite like Rod Hull 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 There was some nutter who was trying doors around my bit a few weeks ago and he eventually managed to get into a house via an opened upstairs window and then grabbed a set of car keys and was away with the car which he ended up crashing a few minutes later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, throbber said: There was some nutter who was trying doors around my bit a few weeks ago and he eventually managed to get into a house via an opened upstairs window and then grabbed a set of car keys and was away with the car which he ended up crashing a few minutes later. ^^^be a wear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, throbber said: There was some nutter who was trying doors around my bit a few weeks ago and he eventually managed to get into a house via an opened upstairs window and then grabbed a set of car keys and was away with the car which he ended up crashing a few minutes later. What a disc race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ^^^be a wear! I woke up to several people sharing their footage of this guy trying to get in their doors and then some guy told about how he had got into their house in the small hours and stole the car which he crashed minutes later. To our horror he returned to the scene of the crime in broad daylight walking up to front doors and being abusive before the polis showed up. It was some carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 6 hours ago, throbber said: I woke up to several people sharing their footage of this guy trying to get in their doors and then some guy told about how he had got into their house in the small hours and stole the car which he crashed minutes later. To our horror he returned to the scene of the crime in broad daylight walking up to front doors and being abusive before the polis showed up. It was some carry on. What do these neighbours hope to achieve with their cameras? Doesn’t sound like much of a deterrent to the local master criminals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: To be fair if it helps someone to ransack this c***s hoose whilst leaving a massive shite on his living room carpet then Im all for them. I had wondered what happened to Shadwell... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What do these neighbours hope to achieve with their cameras? Doesn’t sound like much of a deterrent to the local master criminals. Of course it’s a deterrent though as it’s a form of cctv and can be forward on to the polis. There were guys trying doors a few months ago just before lockdown but had balaclavas on so I’m not sure if anything came of it. I never invested in any form of home security after this either, I’m more worried about them getting in through my back door though which doesn’t have a doorbell for obvious reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 45 minutes ago, throbber said: Of course it’s a deterrent though as it’s a form of cctv and can be forward on to the polis. There were guys trying doors a few months ago just before lockdown but had balaclavas on so I’m not sure if anything came of it. I never invested in any form of home security after this either, I’m more worried about them getting in through my back door though which doesn’t have a doorbell for obvious reasons. Have you ever seen the (original) film Straw Dogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you ever seen the (original) film Straw Dogs? I certainly have not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 23/04/2020 at 14:30, Melanius Mullarkey said: Saw an advert last night for Ring. "Seven days" Unless you made a copy and passed it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 23/04/2020 at 20:47, Wile E Coyote said: Not true. You will attract the attention of the young tearaways. When I was one we always chose the local nutcases to play chap door run or throw snowballs at their windows as it was much more fun to have some mad b*****d out chasing you This is true. Regular folk don't chase you down the street, they'll just shout something and deal with whatever you've done. A mad b*****d will be up for the chase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 04/08/2020 at 13:00, throbber said: I woke up to several people sharing their footage of this guy trying to get in their doors and then some guy told about how he had got into their house in the small hours and stole the car which he crashed minutes later. To our horror he returned to the scene of the crime in broad daylight walking up to front doors and being abusive before the polis showed up. It was some carry on. Did no one kick his c**t in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Did no one kick his c**t in? No - the police came and he ran away and it took a few hours to find the guy. Was pretty surreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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