Moomintroll Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: @Melanius Mullarkey whatever happened to that MozzaMozza chap? #keeppushing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Several people stabbed at a hotel in Glasgow and Lex steams in with 'Sturgeon must respond!'. Ooft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Have you never read The Bible? I never got past all the begatting, too raunchy for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Just now, Snafu said: Has anyone checked in on Lex to see if he is ok? He’s probably on Trip Advisor right now writing a scathing review of the hotel. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 42 minutes ago, Snafu said: Three people come back from being dead, has that ever happened before? They’re clumpanies now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I never got past all the begatting, too raunchy for me. So you weren't put off by all the smiting, just all the screwing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Have you never read The Bible? Spoilers FFS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He’s probably on Trip Advisor right now writing a scathing review of the hotel. "Tired decor, stained carpets and uncommunicative staff." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: So you weren't put off by all the smiting, just all the screwing. It was just a poor attempt at a family tree, that and sounding a bit unhygienic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: So you weren't put off by all the smiting, just all the screwing. Jumped the shark when they killed off all the best characters with the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Like an early version of the Emmerdale plane crash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He’s probably on Trip Advisor right now writing a scathing review of the hotel. ‘Conditions were less than satisfactory and the pillowcase had a mysterious stain. The manager had the gall to insinuate I may have been responsible for that from furiously crywanking over Nicola Sturgeon. I was trying to show him a photo I had taken on my phone, however had left the screen on my internet browser. But for him to see a URL entitled celebfakes.com/nastynicky, and make hideous accusations is making two and two equal five.’ Edited June 27, 2020 by carpetmonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Lex and H_B appearing and gammoning up the forum. Sad scenes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 In fairness to Lex, I think there should be a review on this tbh. Tbf, stabbings have decreased in Glasgow over the years and this happened in broad daylight in a city centre hotel where asylum seekers had been housed, and someone was shot dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 34 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: @Melanius Mullarkey whatever happened to that MozzaMozza chap? Had a sex change and turned into a 9.5/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Had a sex change and turned into a 9.5/10.Shame you didn't have a personality change too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 42 minutes ago, Have some faith in Magic said: I was watching sky news and the breathless reporter on the scene was wittering on saying we have a statement from James Matthews. A statement from your colleague for fucks sake. The presenter in the studio was trying to read out either a police statement or Nicola Sturgeons one but had to wait for the vitally important James Matthews statement. James Matthews is the most beautifully moisturised man I know. He’s like a tanned seal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Just now, John Lambies Doos said: 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Had a sex change and turned into a 9.5/10. Shame he didn't have a personality change too Meeaaaoowww. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: In fairness to Lex, I think there should be a review on this tbh. Tbf, stabbings have decreased in Glasgow over the years and this happened in broad daylight in a city centre hotel where asylum seekers had been housed, and someone was shot dead. What do you think the aims of a review should be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 What do you think the aims of a review should be?Firstly, why were asylum seekers moved to hotel, what support were they getting, did the guy have a history of mental health issues etc etc. Genuinely think there should be some form of review. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: 5 minutes ago, Gordon EF said: What do you think the aims of a review should be? did the guy have a history of mental health issues etc etc. I’m guessing you likely don’t seek asylum in foreign countries if everything’s tickety-boo back at the ranch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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