Scary Bear Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” A writer at the New Yorker decided to have a w**k while in a work video call. He thought he had killed his video but he hadn’t. https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/oct/19/jeffrey-toobin-zoom-call-new-yorker-suspended In now legendary ICTChris fashion, have any P&Bers ever been caught wanking during a Zoom call? Have any done it and not been caught? Do you prefer a different medium for your workplace masturbation? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) I knew ICTChris was a wrong un, not surprised by this at all. Edited October 20, 2020 by Ziggy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Too busy trying to stay awake during Zoom meetings let alone bothering to claw one out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 He should have just claimed he thought he was on Omegle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 I have let go of a huge rasping fart when i thought i was on mute. The VC thingy we use highlights the picture of anyone making noise. I just pretended nothing happened. I realise farting and wanking are different pastimes, but it seems relevant. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 A few years back Jeffrey Toobin had an affair with one of his colleagues daughters, got her pregnant and when she said she didn’t want to have an abortion he refused to acknowledge the baby was his. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: I have let go of a huge rasping fart when i thought i was on mute. The VC thingy we use highlights the picture of anyone making noise. I just pretended nothing happened. I realise farting and wanking are different pastimes, but it seems relevant. Looking off camera and muttering "Wife, I'm on a call!" is the answer to that one. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A few years back Jeffrey Toobin had an affair with one of his colleagues daughters, got her pregnant and when she said she didn’t want to have an abortion he refused to acknowledge the baby was his. What a w****r. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 20, 2020 Author Share Posted October 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A few years back Jeffrey Toobin had an affair with one of his colleagues daughters, got her pregnant and when she said she didn’t want to have an abortion he refused to acknowledge the baby was his. Sounds a stand-up kind of guy. The first thing I noticed was that he didn’t actually apologise for wanking during a meeting. He only apologised for forgetting to mute his sound and video before having a w**k during a meeting. Possibly while staring into the eyes of one of the attendees and grunting away like a proper fucking deviant. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 ^^^man of experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheScarf Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Bet he's related to Peter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 20, 2020 Author Share Posted October 20, 2020 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: ^^^man of experience. To be fair, I do check out the people at the meeting and I would notice attractive women. After that, our approach to meetings differs somewhat. I generally try and follow what’s going on and don’t find myself thinking ‘this would be a good moment for a w**k’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 The sensible thing to do would be to take a screen shot of the object of your desire and do it later, offline. I would imagine. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 In general, my colleagues have roughly the same effect on me as I imagine chemical castration would, so no. I think I previously mentioned on here somebody in my place who got busted taking a shite in the middle of one though - the video was off, but it was one of those ones that hit the water sideways and caused a much louder plop than he'd bargained for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 According to sources, Zoom just isnt the same challenge as trying to knock one out under a table at a meeting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 20, 2020 Author Share Posted October 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: According to sources, Zoom just isnt the same challenge as trying to knock one out under a table at a meeting. This is no surprise. Cement is such a sexually charged industry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 So does everyone already know the ICTChris story, or am I going to have to be the one who asks... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, The Other Foot said: So does everyone already know the ICTChris story, or am I going to have to be the one who asks... I like how the OP has chucked ICTChris under the bus through poor phrasing. On the other hand maybe he is just a mad deviant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Was Chris caught wanking on a Zoom call? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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