RossBFaeDundee Posted December 8, 2020 Author Share Posted December 8, 2020 (edited) 45 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Me, an elected politician, visibly filling a bag marked 'swag' with a shovel from a pile of gold coins dropped by tipper truck from HMRC: Vote for me I will clamp down on the gypos. videoplayback_p0Y2S4Eu_kFHS.mp4 Edited December 8, 2020 by RossBFaeDundee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Relax, I have it on good authority that the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu have got the Illuminati covered. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 It's weird that Google suppress search results for the World Socialists Website and Democracy Now but will tell you Jared Kushner is the head of the Illuminati on the first page of results.... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Israel away, underground on Mars for Qatar? Sign me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 If Jardd Kushner is the leader of the illuminati then I really dont feel the need to worry about the illuminati. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Just now, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: If Jardd Kushner is the leader of the illuminati then I really dont feel the need to worry about the illuminati. Oh I dunno. Maybe his infiltration into the Trump household and his serial incompetence was part of the sinister plan to discredit Donald Trump and ensure that the globalist New World Order won the 2020 election for Joe Biden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: Relax, I have it on good authority that the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu have got the Illuminati covered. Two choc ices and an alien disintegrator ray please... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Gus Setsniffer said: they told the joo tribune they wouldn't reveal themselves until we calmed down a bit, i took that as ''stop killing the children of palestine'' Big Team Found How do you know E.T. is a Celtic Fan? Because he looks like one... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: How do you know E.T. is a Celtic Fan? Because he looks like one... Uh, ET is a Hibbie... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 (edited) 45 minutes ago, tamthebam said: How do you know E.T. is a Celtic Fan? Because he looks like one... surely this belongs in the Glory Hunter/Local Team thread ? Because they look like one, debunked, even if she was just a sellick fan's burd at the time. Spoiler Edited December 8, 2020 by Gus Setsniffer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 5 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I like how they always say the aliens do not reveal themselves because they don't want mass hysteria to break out when all we'd do is start a thread about it to make jokes then get derailed by Pep talking shite about Jared Kushner. I blame Star Trek and their prime directive. Avoid all contact with pre-warp civilisations. Guess what. That's us. We actually gave them the idea. There are probably dozens of alien races whizzing around the solar system with strict instructions to avoid being seen by anyone on Earth with the possible exception of some Trump voting Americans who have been drinking too much hooch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Carnoustie Young Guvnor said: Makes you think a bit anyway, which is not a bad thing. The ironing is delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 There's reports like this every few years. I'm sure about ten years ago the Slovakians (I think) claimed that they'd had contact from aliens living on Earth, with the bizarre claim that they looked 'a bit like Mick Jagger'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 39 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: There's reports like this every few years. I'm sure about ten years ago the Slovakians (I think) claimed that they'd had contact from aliens living on Earth, with the bizarre claim that they looked 'a bit like Mick Jagger'. Figures... Bit like those who talk about their previous lives. It's always someone famous. No one ever seems to discover that in a previous life, they were a small insect that crept out of a large jobbie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 19 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: Relax, I have it on good authority that the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu have got the Illuminati covered. Relax? RELAX?! I wish I could relax but I'm having to stand by my jams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Glad we've had it confirmed by Babablacksheep on the trustworthy David Icke forum that all this stuff about Kushner is indeed true. It always makes me laugh that people say the Illuminati is a secret society and nobody knows what they're up to, yet they somehow find out when they appoint a new pope to run the thing. Do they fire up the new leaders name on reddit or something?The smart folk who've worked all this shit out claim that the Illuminati (et al) are compelled to leave clues as to their plans, because...err...reasons?That's totally what it is, though. Only sheeple believe in coincidence. Everything happens for a reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 08/12/2020 at 12:44, Detournement said: It's weird that Google suppress search results for the World Socialists Website and Democracy Now but will tell you Jared Kushner is the head of the Illuminati on the first page of results.... You mean like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Obviously if you type in the website name it'll come up. It's suppressed by not giving results for articles that are relevant to search terms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 07/12/2020 at 18:30, yoda said: Can't believe the Supreme Leader of the Illuminati found time in his busy schedule of meeting representatives from the Galactic Federation, and okaying the use of chemtrails as a population control technique, to squeeze in a cameo appearance on Gossip Girl (ex oh, ex oh). Dude, Gossip Girl was fantastic. Everyone has time for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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