Jacksgranda Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: This one defo does nazi salutes outside Fir Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, HibsFan said: Pie and Bovril's most-despised Livi posters of 2020: 3rd - @ATLIS, @Scrutinizer, @Menga Bus and @LiviLion all finish in a dead heat for third. All of you had that special someone out there who disliked you enough to vote you as the worst Livi poster. Get that bronze medal quartered and go and enjoy your day. Shame for ATLIS as I'm sure he said he was hoping for first place. 2nd - @Dons_1988 finishes second. Now, I know there will be naysayers who might point out that "he's not even a Livingston fan", but you have @accies1874 to blame for that. On reflection, I'm also to blame as I changed my N/A vote to Dons because, again, he called Hibs his wee team - and that rubbed me the wrong way. Congratulations, Dons, you are the second most hated Livingston fan on this forum, which is quite the achievement for an Aberdeen fan. 1st - @LIVIFOREVER edges the rest out to claim top spot. I seem to recall that in last year's equivalent thread, this all capitals, no thrills poster went on a longwinded rant about how Livi posters go under the radar like good referees, while @HibsFan runs around like Willie Collum, begging to be the centre of attention. Well, how the turn tables... Reveal hidden contents Anyway, congratulations on being the centre of attention, cunto. PS. apologies if you weren't the Livi poster who said that. In my defence, as we've established in these last two posts, you do all blur into one a little bit. We head along the M8 later tonight, but will we be going east or west? Get in ETA - i didn’t say they were my wee team. I said they’d be on the shortlist if I did have one. Edited December 28, 2020 by Dons_1988 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 2 hours ago, HibsFan said: Pie and Bovril's most-despised Livi posters of 2020: 3rd - @ATLIS, @Scrutinizer, @Menga Bus and @LiviLion all finish in a dead heat for third. All of you had that special someone out there who disliked you enough to vote you as the worst Livi poster. Get that bronze medal quartered and go and enjoy your day. Shame for ATLIS as I'm sure he said he was hoping for first place. 2nd - @Dons_1988 finishes second. Now, I know there will be naysayers who might point out that "he's not even a Livingston fan", but you have @accies1874 to blame for that. On reflection, I'm also to blame as I changed my N/A vote to Dons because, again, he called Hibs his wee team - and that rubbed me the wrong way. Congratulations, Dons, you are the second most hated Livingston fan on this forum, which is quite the achievement for an Aberdeen fan. 1st - @LIVIFOREVER edges the rest out to claim top spot. I seem to recall that in last year's equivalent thread, this all capitals, no thrills poster went on a longwinded rant about how Livi posters go under the radar like good referees, while @HibsFan runs around like Willie Collum, begging to be the centre of attention. Well, how the turn tables... Reveal hidden contents Anyway, congratulations on being the centre of attention, cunto. PS. apologies if you weren't the Livi poster who said that. In my defence, as we've established in these last two posts, you do all blur into one a little bit. We head along the M8 later tonight, but will we be going east or west? Sorry @ATLIS mate I tried my hardest for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Get in ETA - i didn’t say they were my wee team. I said they’d be on the shortlist if I did have one. You mean Hibs are only one of your prospective wee teams? That's worse! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Well this thread - usually as predictable as a Rangers Aberdeen penalty - has taken a turn for the better. I tend to see @Dons_1988 as the ameliorative, diplomatic type. The Boutros Boutros-Ghali of the Premiership. However, given the skelping he's getting on here, I may have got that wrong. I'll have to phone his Tina Turner-loving Mrs and see if he has a much read copy of Machiavelli's The Prince on his bedside table as that's how it's looking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Well this thread - usually as predictable as a Rangers Aberdeen penalty - has taken a turn for the better. I tend to see @Dons_1988 as the ameliorative, diplomatic type. The Boutros Boutros-Ghali of the Premiership. However, given the skelping he's getting on here, I may have got that wrong. I'll have to phone his Tina Turner-loving Mrs and see if he has a much read copy of Machiavelli's The Prince on his bedside table as that's how it's looking... *an 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Well this thread - usually as predictable as a Rangers Aberdeen penalty - has taken a turn for the better. I tend to see @Dons_1988 as the ameliorative, diplomatic type. The Boutros Boutros-Ghali of the Premiership. However, given the skelping he's getting on here, I may have got that wrong. I'll have to phone his Tina Turner-loving Mrs and see if he has a much read copy of Machiavelli's The Prince on his bedside table as that's how it's looking... The Tina Turner story really got to you, didn’t it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, HibsFan said: Pie and Bovril's most-despised Livi posters of 2020: 3rd - @ATLIS, @Scrutinizer, @Menga Bus and @LiviLion all finish in a dead heat for third. All of you had that special someone out there who disliked you enough to vote you as the worst Livi poster. Get that bronze medal quartered and go and enjoy your day. Shame for ATLIS as I'm sure he said he was hoping for first place. 2nd - @Dons_1988 finishes second. Now, I know there will be naysayers who might point out that "he's not even a Livingston fan", but you have @accies1874 to blame for that. On reflection, I'm also to blame as I changed my N/A vote to Dons because, again, he called Hibs his wee team - and that rubbed me the wrong way. Congratulations, Dons, you are the second most hated Livingston fan on this forum, which is quite the achievement for an Aberdeen fan. 1st - @LIVIFOREVER edges the rest out to claim top spot. I seem to recall that in last year's equivalent thread, this all capitals, no thrills poster went on a longwinded rant about how Livi posters go under the radar like good referees, while @HibsFan runs around like Willie Collum, begging to be the centre of attention. Well, how the turn tables... Reveal hidden contents Anyway, congratulations on being the centre of attention, cunto. PS. apologies if you weren't the Livi poster who said that. In my defence, as we've established in these last two posts, you do all blur into one a little bit. We head along the M8 later tonight, but will we be going east or west? Sure i got both awards last year, how quickly they forget. The capitals prob did enough to make me stand out here, have thought about changing them but fuckit, i'd fade away into even more obscurity if i did that. BTW, can remember you and i having a wee spat last season, can't remember why, but think you were a bit of a dick, you've been very decent this year though, can't say i've noticed you being dickish at all. Edited December 28, 2020 by LIVIFOREVER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: The Tina Turner story really got to you, didn’t it? I was amused - so much so that I have used it in two of these threads in succession. Whatever the polls say you're still up there as my favourite Livi fan. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I was amused - so much so that I have used it in two of these threads in succession. Whatever the polls say you're still up there as my favourite Livi fan. Livingsdon_1988 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted December 28, 2020 Author Share Posted December 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said: Livingsdon_1988 Dony_Macaroni_1988. Anyway, next team coming up in about ten minutes or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Livingsdon_1888 That's you got three teams covered... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: That's you got three teams covered... Despite popular opinion, you’re better than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted December 28, 2020 Author Share Posted December 28, 2020 CELTIC Pie and Bovril's best-loved Celtic posters of 2020: The green half of Glasgow don't get much love on here, for obvious reasons. It's not just jealousy from the 'diddies', as affectionately call us. The dozen or so Celtic posters on here are, by and large, delusional in the extreme. They seem forever baffled that their mental views on referee conspiracies and the like (the sort only usually heard in the darkest corners of the Gallowgate's shitey box pubs) aren't met with universal agreement by other Pie and Bovril users. Anyway, here's who we liked best from these hardened souls who've lost their Kerrydale passwords. @Drew Brees, @senorsoupe, @The OP and @Romeo all were voted for, but none of them made the top three. 3rd - @wastecoatwilly has to settle for third, although I don't think he could've reasonably expected any higher. He is, on the basis of his football posts, a fantasist of the highest order, however, so who knows what he expects? No spoilers, Willy, but I reckon you might find yourself a little higher on the worst Celtic posters podium... 2nd - @gannonball is the de facto best actual Celtic poster, as you can see by who finished first. I'm not feeling charitable enough to go and find the nice things a couple of people said about him. I don't agree with them, whatever they were. 1st - @N/A, @None, @Nope, @Haha, @NoThanks, @FuckThat and many other variations along those lines win the Celtic crown. For yet another year, P&B simply refuses to recognise that there's such a thing as a best Celtic poster on this hellsite. We're going for ten in a row. Worst posters coming up at half time in the Dundonald - Queen's Park game. Funnily enough, there's a few more votes for this one... 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Will go all Michael Douglas in Falling Down when he wanted breakfast in the burger joint three minutes after they moved onto the lunch menu if I'm the worst Celtic poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Even @Flybhoy is better than the two ghouls who got 2nd and 3rd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted December 28, 2020 Author Share Posted December 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Will go all Michael Douglas in Falling Down when he wanted breakfast in the burger joint three minutes after they moved onto the lunch menu if I'm the worst Celtic poster. Delighted to announce that the polls have been officially reopened for the next 15 minutes, in order to make this a reality. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, HibsFan said: CELTIC Pie and Bovril's best-loved Celtic posters of 2020: The green half of Glasgow don't get much love on here, for obvious reasons. It's not just jealousy from the 'diddies', as affectionately call us. The dozen or so Celtic posters on here are, by and large, delusional in the extreme. They seem forever baffled that their mental views on referee conspiracies and the like (the sort only usually heard in the darkest corners of the Gallowgate's shitey box pubs) aren't met with universal agreement by other Pie and Bovril users. Anyway, here's who we liked best from these hardened souls who've lost their Kerrydale passwords. @Drew Brees, @senorsoupe, @The OP and @Romeo all were voted for, but none of them made the top three. 3rd - @wastecoatwilly has to settle for third, although I don't think he could've reasonably expected any higher. He is, on the basis of his football posts, a fantasist of the highest order, however, so who knows what he expects? No spoilers, Willy, but I reckon you might find yourself a little higher on the worst Celtic posters podium... 2nd - @gannonball is the de facto best actual Celtic poster, as you can see by who finished first. I'm not feeling charitable enough to go and find the nice things a couple of people said about him. I don't agree with them, whatever they were. 1st - @N/A, @None, @Nope, @Haha, @NoThanks, @FuckThat and many other variations along those lines win the Celtic crown. For yet another year, P&B simply refuses to recognise that there's such a thing as a best Celtic poster on this hellsite. We're going for ten in a row. Worst posters coming up at half time in the Dundonald - Queen's Park game. Funnily enough, there's a few more votes for this one... Could this prompt Romeo to find some new material? Unlikely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 I nominate Flybhoy as the worst Sellick poster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted December 28, 2020 Author Share Posted December 28, 2020 Just now, Arch Stanton said: I nominate Flybhoy as the worst Sellick poster. Counted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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