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The Ongoing Breakdown of the United Kingdom (Or the Other Empty-Headed Natters Thread)


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If memory serves the largest flag in the world is flown by North Korea near the border with the South.

An insecure regime led by a fat buffoon that despite having many people living in poverty spends a large proportion of its income on arms, has isolated itself from its neighbours, and has an obsession with victory in the Second World War, the United Kingdom also has a  national flag that is red, white and blue.

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North Korea deeply insecure that like 15% of its population were eviscerated by American bombs. United Kingdom deeply insecure there’s like 15% of the globe it didn’t invade or go to war with. It’s all about the numbers.

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11 hours ago, tamthebam said:

If memory serves the largest flag in the world is flown by North Korea near the border with the South.

An insecure regime led by a fat buffoon that despite having many people living in poverty spends a large proportion of its income on arms, has isolated itself from its neighbours, and has an obsession with victory in the Second World War, the United Kingdom also has a  national flag that is red, white and blue.

Funnily enough i was thinking of that comparison when we did our impotent sabre rattling off Crimea last week. 

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19 hours ago, tamthebam said:

If memory serves the largest flag in the world is flown by North Korea near the border with the South.

An insecure regime led by a fat buffoon that despite having many people living in poverty spends a large proportion of its income on arms, has isolated itself from its neighbours, and has an obsession with victory in the Second World War, the United Kingdom also has a  national flag that is red, white and blue.

Very like the US then?! 

 

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6 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

A thoroughly depressing place to live tbh.

 

Clearly you’ve not received your new super UK Blue Passport yet! (Take that Europe)
 

“Legal Disclaimer” Waiting time is about 10 weeks but don’t worry as you can’t get a flight anyway and the queue for Dover starts near Newcastle.  if you’re still waiting by the time your leave starts why not consider a UK holiday at one of our shit covered beaches.  

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3 hours ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Where do you suggest moving to?

a very good question in view of the fact that the ability of UK nationals to freely live, work and study without restriction in 27 neighbouring countries has been removed. Almost as if it was a strategic plan by our over-lords to limit exit options in full awareness of a likely emerging shit show. 

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54 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said:

a very good question in view of the fact that the ability of UK nationals to freely live, work and study without restriction in 27 neighbouring countries has been removed. Almost as if it was a strategic plan by our over-lords to limit exit options in full awareness of a likely emerging shit show. 

Think you might need to check your maths there.

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2 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said:

you'll need to help me with my arithmetic. 

or do you mean the use of "neighbouring"? Normal a neighbouring country would mean sharing of a land border. When it comes to an island, neighbouring can be used in the wider looser definition in that it can be "next to or near". 

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14 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:

There can be no greater display of loyalty than the flagship of the Royal Navy replicating the mobility of our gracious Monarch.

Three cheers for WD40.  Hip, hip......

 

Once again, faced with the might of the UK, Putin quakes in his boots. 

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