Bert Raccoon Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What if you get your head chopped off? Only a matter of time with your record tbh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What if you get your head chopped off? Apply for the Pars managers job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Apply for the Pars managers job! I’d be overqualified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 I’d rather get my head chopped off than listen to Queen anyway. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 10 hours ago, Suspect Device said: He did change the lyrics in Ace of spades to add 'but apparently I am' after I don't want to live forever. He turned out to be wrong but still as a damn good stint, considering. And no, I would hate to live forever. My body's fucked and I'm only 53. Another 20 max for me and hopefully miss out the wasting away in a home. If I knew death was coming, a final acid trip would be a way to go. Me, too. Now the me of 10/15 years ago? Maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’d rather get my head chopped off than listen to Queen anyway. Oasis instead? And on the same search. Edited September 8, 2021 by Suspect Device 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 13 hours ago, Detournement said: I also expect new medicines and treatments to be developed that are restricted to the richest. That's already happening which is why Trump's and Chris Christie's Covid treatment isn't public knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 My plans are simple - drop dead unexpectedly at the age of 60, like most of the men in my mum's side of the family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: My plans are simple - drop dead unexpectedly at the age of 60, like most of the men in my mum's side of the family. It doesn't sound like it would be unexpected 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, hk blues said: It doesn't sound like it would be unexpected The "how" will be unexpected. Will I perish having been sucked into a jet engine? Or suffer a devastating unicycle accident? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The "how" will be unexpected. Will I perish having been sucked into a jet engine? Or suffer a devastating unicycle accident? All we can be sure of is it won't be from old age 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: What if you get your head chopped off? That would be inconvenient for a while, but if you were still alive you would probably just end up like one of those wee heads in jars in Futurama. A bigger worry is "What happens when the sun burns out and engulfs the planet in the process?" Edited September 8, 2021 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 If Covid has taught us one thing it's that baldness, hangovers and penis enlargement therapies could all be achieved if the "experts" tried a bit harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 I'd like to live for several thousand years if possible please. If physics boffins are right, entropy will result in the universe gradually turning into a bland soup of particles slowly cooling to absolute zero. Going before that would be a good plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 I long for the day I'm told I have a life threatening illness just so my miserable existence will finally be at an end. It's a definite no from me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, microdave said: I long for the day I'm told I have a life threatening illness just so my miserable existence will finally be at an end. It's a definite no from me. You live too close to the Erskine Bridge to make this kind of comment without me telling you not to look out your windows too often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Ross. said: You live too close to the Erskine Bridge to make this kind of comment without me telling you not to look out your windows too often. That doesn't happen at the bridge anymore since they put up bigger fences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, microdave said: That doesn't happen at the bridge anymore since they put up bigger fences. Selfish b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I’d rather get my head chopped off than listen to Queen anyway. First time I’ve ever red dotted you, might not be the last if you carry on like that. I wouldn’t want to live for ever; if I can get another 850 years it will do me fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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