coprolite Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 8 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: The most epic waste of a cool name on an uncool player has to be “Zander Diamond” Aberdeen’s defensive workhorse and sidekick to Russel Anderson If you’re called something like “Zander Diamond” you should really be a Bond villain but if you have to be a footballer you need to be a maverick attacking player who tries audacious things Tony Watt, for instance, could get away with being called something like Zander Diamond Zander Diamond should have been called something like Tony Watt What you might imagine "Zander Diamond" looks like: What Zander Diamond looks like: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Stuart Duff. No hair, looks, name nor ability. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted October 19, 2021 Author Share Posted October 19, 2021 11 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: The most epic waste of a cool name on an uncool player has to be “Zander Diamond” Aberdeen’s defensive workhorse and sidekick to Russel Anderson If you’re called something like “Zander Diamond” you should really be a Bond villain but if you have to be a footballer you need to be a maverick attacking player who tries audacious things Tony Watt, for instance, could get away with being called something like Zander Diamond Zander Diamond should have been called something like Tony Watt I've called him something like T. Watt a few times, to be fair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBank Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 (edited) Franco Miranda. Hair, looks, and talent. Good name and Argentinian. Edited October 19, 2021 by NorthBank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Gabriel Rojo de la Vega Piccolo. Just look at him. That name and his looks almost compensated for the fact that he’s one of the worst centre halves I’ve ever seen. Retired right after leaving us in his early twenties. I believe he’s now a minor celebrity in Mexico. We also had Mathias Pogba, who’s hair looked like this and has obvious family footballing connections. Turned up and said he wanted people to stop talking about his brother and start talking about him. He was shite though, only scored twice and left after a season. he has, however, inexplicably went on to play in the Eredivisie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Gabriel Rojo de la Vega Piccolo. Just look at him. That name and his looks almost compensated for the fact that he’s one of the worst centre halves I’ve ever seen. Retired right after leaving us in his early twenties. I believe he’s now a minor celebrity in Mexico. We also had Mathias Pogba, who’s hair looked like this and has obvious family footballing connections. Turned up and said he wanted people to stop talking about his brother and start talking about him. He was shite though, only scored twice and left after a season. he has, however, inexplicably went on to play in the Eredivisie. Wonder if we could get a whole team of "superstar's shite brother" from the Scottish Premiership? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Gabriel Rojo de la Vega Piccolo in his post Partick Thistle days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Hair, name, and talent. Gudmunder ‘Gunni’ Torfason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted October 19, 2021 Author Share Posted October 19, 2021 29 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Wonder if we could get a whole team of "superstar's shite brother" from the Scottish Premiership? Reckon we could if it was decent to superstar with shite relative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Hair, name, looks, talent (when he wisnae’ injured)… Thomas ‘Big George Michael’ Stickroth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Wonder if we could get a whole team of "superstar's shite brother" from the Scottish Premiership? A solid* spine to the team so far with Anton Ferdinand, Rodney Sneijder and Mathias Pogba. We also had Niall Keown, son of Martin, for a while. He was good for 6 months, then became appalling for the rest of his time with us. *by solid, i of course mean pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Not many pics of Stickroth in a Saints shirt out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: A solid* spine to the team so far with Anton Ferdinand, Rodney Sneijder and Mathias Pogba. We also had Niall Keown, son of Martin, for a while. He was good for 6 months, then became appalling for the rest of his time with us. *by solid, i of course mean pish. Ferdinand was exceptional for us, stick yer pish up yer arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: Ferdinand was exceptional for us, stick yer pish up yer arse. Not enough to compensate for the other two though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 In the Marr/Bonnetti era we had several that had the hair (though in Caballero's case not the looks), name and talent.And then one who had the name and talent and no hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Attila 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 He maybe doesn't have the name but he certainly has the looks [emoji7][emoji7] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Who was that Uruguayan who played for Gretna and then Hibs I think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Gus Ceaser sounded imperious. 44 appearances for Arsenal before reaching his peak at Airdrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Wonder if we could get a whole team of "superstar's shite brother" from the Scottish Premiership? Not a brother exactly (well, not in that sense) but there must be room for Sherwin Seedorf somewhere across the front three. After one rocket against Hearts, he drifted to "impact sub" to "unused sub", although the position his talent merited would have been manning the pie stall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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