Salt n Vinegar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Mine seems okay. Don't know why you need to rewind though as they're just repeating the same non-news over and over. Hmm. Ok, ta. The news feed on my screen went black just as a white van pulled up at the Balmoral gates. I wanted to rewind to see if there was anything significant about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Sharing memories - Mind that time The Queen was so selfless and generous that she gave a young girl who had been abused by lecherous paedos 12 million quid. What a proud moment to be British. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Absolutely no fan of the monarchy and would love to see it disbanded, but the queen herself seems like a decent auld burd who would be game for a laugh so condolences and all that. But I really, really can't wait to see Nick Witchell crying live on air. He's a repulsive, odious little c**t. The Queen is a vile tory c**t who has spent close to a century ripping off the public, both directly and indirectly (numerous special addendums in laws to keep her greedy mits on land, property and taxes that should have been in the public purse), and just recently spent a fortune of essentially public money to keep her paedo son out of jail. She wouldn't spit or piss on you if you were on fire. Weird Nicky, if he gets close enough, will 100% try and dive in the grave after the coffin whilst bawling and crying. The weirdest guy on the island. 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, jagfox said: The last person I saw with Her Majesty was that Liz Truss? Dodgy! I think after meeting Truss she realised the gig was up. Shrewd judge of character. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Rangers will be wishing this had all happened yesterday as they would have had a valid reason (from their point of view) for pulling out of last night's game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD1711 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Supposedly an announcement at 3pm that she has croaked it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Can't wait to see the shrine outside Ibrox. Better get that photae in the dressing room changed to Chuckles as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) @Lex God meet the Queen, surely? Edited September 8, 2022 by Suspect Device 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I thought, even at this time, that the very first announcement of any royal news is still put up on the gates outside Buck House as a written notice. Huw is wearing a very dark, though not black, suit.That's the problem with buying suits from non priest shops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Offt, barriers coming out at Balmoral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, MuckleMoo said: Offt, barriers coming out at Balmoral For the tax-funded cavalcade arriving shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 This is the greatest tweet I've ever seen 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Offt, barriers coming out at Balmoral I'm making no assumptions until the hot dog stalls and ice cream vans appear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Morrisey and Marr will be getting a few extra pounds in PRS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: The Queen is a vile tory c**t who has spent close to a century ripping off the public, both directly and indirectly (numerous special addendums in laws to keep her greedy mits on land, property and taxes that should have been in the public purse), and just recently spent a fortune of essentially public money to keep her paedo son out of jail. She wouldn't spit or piss on you if you were on fire. Weird Nicky, if he gets close enough, will 100% try and dive in the grave after the coffin whilst bawling and crying. The weirdest guy on the island. Have to agree - you won’t hear a breath of criticism from anyone in the next few days, weeks, and years. She’ll be across the board portrayed as an absolute saint. We’ll have wall to wall propaganda driving home how good, altruistic, and dedicated to the people she was. She wasn’t, and it’s a dangerous road to go down to put one institution and its figurehead above all criticism and beyond all reproach. Contrary to recently rewritten history, she has frequently put both feet wrong, has fought (usually underhandedly) to protect her own and her family’s financial interests, and has shamelessly hoarded wealth via dodgy tax arrangements. A fair assessment of Elizabeth II will probably not be possible in our lifetimes, so widespread will be the cultish propaganda. It’s begun already, with historians - who are supposed to judge historical figures critically, via revision and scrutiny - on the Beeb parroting how this woman was simply a paragon, tireless, infallibly perfect and only ever benevolent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 If there's a queue forming for benefitting from her apparently awesome legacy, any chance I could get the stamp collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Morrisey and Marr will be getting a few extra pounds in PRS. Stick-on. Didn't realise it'll be their first ever #1 single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Who will be changing the picture in the Ibrox dressing room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniton Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Hillonearth said: Stick-on. Didn't realise it'll be their first ever #1 single. It'll be on the banned list, no chance that it will be on the airwaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Ireland Simpsons Fans is gearing up and will be one to watch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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