Derry Alli Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Each car is allowed one in built weapon, like a rip off robot wars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Each team gets a third car but the driver is drawn from a ballot of the people in the stands 30 mins before the race starts.. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Put in a water jump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1. Each driver under the influence of a substance, alcohol, cannabis, cocaine, heroin, night nurse. To be administered pre race and each pit stop. 2. Each car to be fitted with a comedy horn to be used when overtaking. 3. Each car to have a child in the back constantly asking "are we there yet ?" and "I need the toilet daddy" 4. A Ford Focus. Pre race draw to see which driver has to use it. An old firm style warm the ball to ensure it's Lewis Hamilton. 5. Special 1 v 1 races to decide court cases and sentences like a trial by combat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: Drivers to do their own pit stops. I believe Penelope was quite popular amongst the Wacky Racers right enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Get doctors to pass it off as a cure for insomnia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 How about getting one of the teams to give a drive to the inadequately skilled “handsy” child of their billionaire sponsor, who has to compete under a flag of convenience due to a state organised doping scandal? Or is that just too ridiculous? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 How aboutGet dad to buy you all the easier drives at every level until you never drive an uncompetitive car, get loads of rich, important sponsors, get all the best drives again, with compliant teammates………..I think that might have been done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 A street circuit around the Govan/Ibrox area on the afternoon of a Rangers home game. Instead of a point for fastest lap, a point for for each Union Bears member maimed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Or, simply, you all have to drive the exact same car with a random pit crew drawn from a pool of equally competent individuals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1. Obstacles on the track 2. Random oil slicks. 3. Jump ramps 4. Machine guns fitted on cars. 5. Fluffy dice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) In reality.. Put the winners of the previous race at the back of the grid, first starts last etc. Get rid of 'ship to shore communication'.. Get rid of of tyre options. One tyre for the whole race, everyone has the same. This includes no use of softeners etc etc.. For fun.. The cars engine must be hand cranked by the driver to start. Flames from the exhaust must be used to cook various meats/veg which are then offered free to the public after the race. Every car must have a Murray Walker loud speaker that shouts and screams when it attempts to overtake.. Edited January 6, 2022 by broon-loon typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Frankenstein Machine Gun Joe Calamity Jane Matilda the *** Nero the Hero 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Bring back car 0, but this time it’s not Damon Hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 After every 5 laps, each driver has to stop, get out and run around the entire circuit. Once they've done a full loop, they can take any available car - it doesn't have to be their own. Other drivers may still be driving their 5th lap while this is happening. And then the twist...the race officials remove one car at random each time. Kind of like musical chairs but with cars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Give everyone 10kg of ballast that they can then allocate to any other car in the gridWhich means if all the other drivers think you’re an arsehole you’ll end up needing to pull a trailer to carry it allNobody has to carry extra weight on their birthday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 The French one involves driving down a certain Paris tunnel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 The French one involves driving down a certain Paris tunnel.While drunk? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Every driver must smack that smug ar*ehole, Lewis Hamilton, twice on the coupon before getting into their cars on the grid. Maybe won't help them win, but just think how satisfying it would make them feel - along with the rest of the world population. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Bring back non turbo class ( like in the 80s they had the Jim Clark trophy. No fuel stops just enough fuel to get to end of race, They can have tyre stops but also options on no tyre stops , if you go no tyre stop you use a hard compound . Bring back gravel traps so when they go off they can't return to circuit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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