Narrative Device

[BFTD]

^^^ the beast

[House Bartender]

Artificial Intelligence it may be, but it's no stupid.  Guess the edited-out words provided...

[Smurph]

Nope

In the 1960s, Partick Thistle Football Club was facing a difficult future. The team was struggling to attract fans and the stadium was in need of major repairs. However, the club's president, Gordon Dalziel, had a vision for the club and he began to focus on sustainable drainage system. This system enabled the club to keep its field playable even during heavy rains, which helped the team to start to recover. Dalziel's efforts are now recognized as a major contribution to the growth of Scottish football and the club today is one of the most successful in the country

[Paul Kersey]

Arbroath was once a thriving fishing town, but in the 1930s, the local fishery was ruined by the introduction of a new fish, the herring. The townspeople were very angry with Hitler, and they made it clear that they would never support the Nazi regime

[Wee-Bey]

[Thistle_do_nicely]

Growing up, Alan Lowing always loved animals. He loved taking care of them and spending time with them. So, when he met his chipmunk girlfriend, it was a natural fit. They would play together all day long, and when she got sick, he was there for her. Even when she passed away, he never stopped loving her.

Rip alan lowing's chipmunk girlfriend xx

Edited February 6, 2022 by Thistle_do_nicely

[Thistle_do_nicely]

Hahahahaha

In the heart of London, cyclists and pedestrians share the same roads. It's a tradition that has been passed down for generations, and it's something that many Londoners take for granted. But for one cyclist, this tradition was turned upside down when he was hit by a Kia Ceed.

[Paul Kersey]

[Thistle_do_nicely]

Just now, Paul Kersey said:

That ending 

[Wee-Bey]

[Wee-Bey]

[Wee-Bey]

No fucking way.

[Paul Kersey]

[Granny Danger]

I’m trying to work out if McPake is the teddy bear or the girl.  Metaphors are not my thing.

[Dan Steele]

Liz Hurley is a global ambassador for Scottish football, and she's passionate about the game. When she was younger, she always wanted to be a football player, but her parents didn't think it was a good idea. Thankfully, Liz found another passion in life: acting. She's starred in some of the biggest movies of all time, and she's still loved by the Scottish football fans.

[Florentine_Pogen]

Douglas Ross had dreamed of running the line his entire life. He was born and raised on a small family farm in Iowa, and he knew all about running the line: it was the path his grandfather had followed, and it was the way his father had raised him. So when the call came, asking him to take over as director of the FBI, Douglas knew he had to take it. The bureau was his family, and he was determined to run it the way he wanted.

[BFTD]

Jocky Scott always loved the thrill of the jetpack, and the rush it brought him. He would spend hours in his backyard, flying around and enjoying the wind in his hair. One day, he decided to take his jetpack for a spin in the city. He quickly realized that the jetpack had a lot of power, and he was able to fly high above the buildings. It was exhilarating, and he loved every second of it. He was in the air for hours, enjoying the view and the power of the jetpack. When he finally landed back home, he was tired but happy. He had discovered something new about himself, and he was excited to keep exploring the possibilities the jetpack had to offer.

[effeffsee_the2nd]

"Falkirk fans" & "crowdwank"...

The Falkirk faithful were in full voice as the team took to the field. The fans were loud and proud, ready to support their team no matter what. But, as the game progressed, Falkirk began to lose. The fans were starting to get restless, and some of them were starting to get angry. Suddenly, someone started shouting insults at the Falkirk players. The crowd quickly turned on the individual, and began to shout insults and threats at him. The atmosphere in the stadium was tense, and the game was turning into a disaster.

 

I properly laughed out loud at that one

[Ludo*1]

AWW FOR f**k SAKE. James McPake & sacked:

James McPake had always been a hard worker. He was always the first in line at the job, and the last to leave. But on the day of his termination, James had no idea what was happening. He was escorted out of the building, and was not given a reason for his dismissal. James was devastated, and had no idea how he was going to make ends meet. But he was determined to start over. He found a new job, and was determined to make it work. But things were tough. James was constantly being undercut, and he was feeling like he was always surrounded by competition. But he was determined to keep going. One day, James got a call from his old boss. His old job had been cancelled, and he was rehired. James was overjoyed, and was determined to prove himself to his old boss. He worked hard, and soon he was promoted. James was finally back where he belonged, in the good graces of his old boss.

[LoonsYouthTeam]

Ned had always been the best with a sword. He could slice through anything, no matter how tough it was. So, when he was asked to join the King's guard, he was thrilled. It would be a great way to show off his skills and make some friends. Ned was assigned to the Royal Palace, and he was so excited to start his new job. He spent all his free time practicing with his sword. One day, he was walking through the palace gardens when he saw a beautiful girl. She was wearing a beautiful dress, and her hair was flowing down her back. Ned felt a sudden sense of admiration for her. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, my name is Ned. Are you a princess?" The girl looked surprised, and she said, "No, I'm not a princess. I'm Chic Charnley. What's your name?"