coprolite Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 My mate spent about £25k on credit cards for strippers and paid them to just talk to him, just a normal conversation, not talking dirty or anything. He was having quite a serious mental health episode though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, coprolite said: My mate spent about £25k on credit cards for strippers and paid them to just talk to him, just a normal conversation, not talking dirty or anything. He was having quite a serious mental health episode though. I would have done it for £24k. (tell "your mate" that for next time). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 49 minutes ago, Paul Kersey said: Edinburgh = pearl clutching lovejoys. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I imagine the tories who squeal endlessly about 'Cancel Culture' will be outraged over legitimate businesses being forcibly closed. Any minute now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Some enterprising town should step up and become the strip club capital of Scotland. Throw open the doors to strippers, massage parlours and the like. Allow a free place for P&B members to be dragged to against their will. Any volunteers? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Some enterprising town should step up and become the strip club capital of Scotland. Throw open the doors to strippers, massage parlours and the like. Allow a free place for P&B members to be dragged to against their will. Any volunteers? Having seen the latest entries on the "Horrific Club Photos", please let it not be Falkirk. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Some enterprising town should step up and become the strip club capital of Scotland. Throw open the doors to strippers, massage parlours and the like. Allow a free place for P&B members to be dragged to against their will. Any volunteers? I believe there's a place in Ruel Street in Glasgow that could be used for said entertainment. Big bonus for the more mature P & Bers is that there would appear to be plenty of maws who have been in the vicinity over the years, so all bases covered for those who froth at the breeks when ladies divest themselves of their clothes. Win - Win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I would have done it for £24k. (tell "your mate" that for next time). For that money i'd be expecting the full private experience with multiple pornstars for a month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 54 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Some enterprising town should step up and become the strip club capital of Scotland. Throw open the doors to strippers, massage parlours and the like. Allow a free place for P&B members to be dragged to against their will. Any volunteers? Kilmarnock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, doulikefish said: Good news for p&b members that won't get dragged to these places of sin after April 23 I don't think the vote means that the existing places have to close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I don't think the vote means that the existing places have to close. Bad news that the p&bers might be led astray Edited April 1, 2022 by doulikefish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Some enterprising town should step up and become the strip club capital of Scotland. Throw open the doors to strippers, massage parlours and the like. Allow a free place for P&B members to be dragged to against their will. Any volunteers? Now that oil prices are back up Aberdeen should soon again be awash with offshore workers with spare income, limited time to spend it and a logistical obstacle in the way of forming a conventional romantic relationship 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Some enterprising town should step up and become the strip club capital of Scotland. Throw open the doors to strippers, massage parlours and the like. Allow a free place for P&B members to be dragged to against their will. Any volunteers? Stirling can get it instead of the new national stadium. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Lyle Lanley said: Kilmarnock? Claespole lapdance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, coprolite said: For that money i'd be expecting the full private experience with multiple pornstars for a month. Ok, £23k and that’s my final offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I don't think the vote means that the existing places have to close. No, but it means when they apply for a licence next year they will be refused. Might still change though, as the girls that work there are talking about restriction to their ability to work, sending the trade underground etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle Bonnet Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Strip Clubs are places where young women use their sexual power to milk men of their money - I'm fine with that. By way of contrast, Scottish Councils not only license but also on occasion promote boxing events featuring half naked men trying to inflict brain damage on each other for the public's entertainment. That is apparently to be encouraged but strip clubs are to be closed. It's a strange World. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: I imagine the tories who squeal endlessly about 'Cancel Culture' will be outraged over legitimate businesses being forcibly closed. Any minute now. I’d wager than the holy willie waving is a convenient cover for police wanting them shut due to the people who may/may not own them. A proceeds of crime route to closing them is probably impossible so saying it’s for the moral wellbeing of the ladies who work there is an easier way of doing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Wouldn't some of the strippers just go online, ie webcams or Onlyfans? They'd be doing similar work and would be "objectified" in the same way. Absolutely nothing will be achieved in banning the clubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 55 minutes ago, Paul Kersey said: Wouldn't some of the strippers just go online, ie webcams or Onlyfans? They'd be doing similar work and would be "objectified" in the same way. Absolutely nothing will be achieved in banning the clubs. They could go and work in one of the council licensed brothels in Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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