williemillersmoustache Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, red23 said: Lot of people who don't understand that local council elections have utterly nothing to do with national politics and independence. It's all about thermonuclear weapons, strategic energy and resource management. And yer bins. But mainly yer bins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said: I just don’t like bad language. You can express the same sentiments without using abusive language. Maybe your vocabulary doesn’t extend very far? No, I have an honours degree in English, so it’s not that. To be honest, that sometimes makes things more difficult, because when you know lots of words - sometimes that essentially very much the same thing - you have to make sure you’re selecting the words that you use accurately. I can’t recall ever using the phrase ‘tragic arse’ prior, but it now definitely does seem a handy boon to the old lexicon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, red23 said: Lot of people who don't understand that local council elections have utterly nothing to do with national politics and independence. A lot of people are morons and of course the parties know this. I've worked out my top three for tomorrow and I know who is going last but in-between is a bit of a free-for-all. I've mentioned on here a couple of times that there's an independent running in my ward who has done no campaigning and doesn't even seem to exist. Where do I rank him? Last or not at all? Or do I just assume he isn't quite as bad as my least favoured candidates and bite the bullet and put him higher up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 This is pretty desperate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawson Park Boy Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: No, I have an honours degree in English, so it’s not that. To be honest, that sometimes makes things more difficult, because when you know lots of words - sometimes that essentially very much the same thing - you have to make sure you’re selecting the words that you use accurately. I can’t recall ever using the phrase ‘tragic arse’ prior, but it now definitely does seem a handy boon to the old lexicon. Good answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: This is pretty desperate Can't access twiiter on work PC - I assume this is the Hartlepool Tories? Absolute embarrassment. Mind you, that's the constituency where one interviewee at the by-election was switching to Tory because "we didn't have any food banks when Labour were in power - now we have four". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: One day to go and I still have no clue who I am voting for. Cock and balls party is probably it for me. These boys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: These boys? If the Welsh Nude and Proud Party were standing here, I'd vote for them over the current options available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, 101 said: The lib Dems candidate for Dunfermline central had one flyer talking about opposing independence, I assume this was to stop fife declaring Indy from Scotland? But they have been out in force I think trying to drive up their approval rating although the last poll I saw had them in a distant 5th That approach deserves to meet with poor results. The (reckless) Tories already have that market sown up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: These boys? Still more electable, and raising fewer Safeguarding alarm bells, than the Tories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 39 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Can't access twiiter on work PC - I assume this is the Hartlepool Tories? Absolute embarrassment. Mind you, that's the constituency where one interviewee at the by-election was switching to Tory because "we didn't have any food banks when Labour were in power - now we have four". No idea where that is tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: One day to go and I still have no clue who I am voting for. Cock and balls party is probably it for me. What are their views on independence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: What are their views on independence? “Cocks out for Indy2” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: “Cocks out for Indy2” What about the balls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 55 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: No idea where that is tho. Aye, that's the one. The full leaflet shows a graph of vote share with Labour's bar sporting a EU flag, while the cúnts tories' side is emblazoned with the Butcher's Apron. You can almost hear the dog-whistle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky monkey Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, red23 said: Lot of people who don't understand that local council elections have utterly nothing to do with national politics and independence. Ignorant electorate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: What about the balls? No thanks, i had a late lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 hours ago, KingRocketman II said: we are living through the final days once more. Another meltdown, followed by the inevitable ban, then the creation of a "witty" new profile a few days or weeks later - denying any previous presence. The sad circle of PnB life yet it remains irresistible to the troller, and both fascinating and tiresome in equal measure for the rest of the board having to watch this cycle play out with such inevitability each time. Message board performance art in its truest form. TBF, it could be someone else trying to be amusing - reported to mods as 'either the latest sockpuppet of a multi-banned weirdo or someone at it, and either way, if it was any weaker it'd be a Coldplay record'. Should've probably added 'and about as amusing as going round your dad's house and finding him balls deep in the dog'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Steiner nWo said: I'll try my best. Jesus wept. Like an unflushable turd he’s back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Sadly I can't vote for my mate who is running in a nearby constituency or my cousin, who is running a few miles away. I love voting. Can't wait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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