parxyz Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 In a similar vein to a thread a few years back, and heavily inspired by the 'squads of horror' page, who wins your club's (and the league's collective) jobber of the season award? As a pars fan, truly spoilt for choice this year. Could go for any one of Ross Graham, Leon Jones, Rhys Breen, Efe Ambrose, Joe Chalmers, Liam Polworth or Reece Cole, however I can't look past Deniz Mehmet for some of the worst goalkeeping performances I have ever seen at EEP before he was thankfully dropped for our goalkeeping coach. To add to the fun, he's signed up alongside some of the aforementioned for next season too. Lucky us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Think Joe Chalmers should be winning this. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Venom Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Think Joe Chalmers should be winning this. For two teams in the same league in the same season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Liam Polworth. A wage thief. Remind me of Robbie Muirhead in his time with us. Lazy pile of pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 23 minutes ago, parxyz said: In a similar vein to a thread a few years back, and heavily inspired by the 'squads of horror' page, who wins your club's (and the league's collective) jobber of the season award? As a pars fan, truly spoilt for choice this year. Could go for any one of Ross Graham, Leon Jones, Rhys Breen, Efe Ambrose, Joe Chalmers, Liam Polworth or Reece Cole, however I can't look past Deniz Mehmet for some of the worst goalkeeping performances I have ever seen at EEP before he was thankfully dropped for our goalkeeping coach. To add to the fun, he's signed up alongside some of the aforementioned for next season too. Lucky us. Boy has shown himself to be more than competent at Dundee United, need to take a look at your clubs own shortcomings in his instance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Just now, bobbykdy said: Boy has shown himself to be more than competent at Dundee United, need to take a look at your clubs own shortcomings in his instance. Regardless of how he done at Utd, he was absolutely fucking ganting here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jagfox Posted April 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2022 In a sea of mediocrity I'd go for Richard "Fozzy" Foster. Just about got away with the first half of the season with some decent performances but has been missing or just shite since December/ January. My highlight of the summer will be watching Falkirk and Dunfermline fighting over his signing. Has lost the rag a few times and his petulance reached a new nadir last night. 33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Grant228 said: Regardless of how he done at Utd, he was absolutely fucking ganting here. I might be mixing my P&B semantics but I always see a jobber as someone going through the motions or just crossed the line of being effective if at the arse end of their career. For Pars I'd likely go for Dorrans. Just done in after too many seasons in the game and contributing not much when he's even fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, Grant228 said: Regardless of how he done at Utd, he was absolutely fucking ganting here. Boo hoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, jagfox said: In a sea of mediocrity I'd go for Richard "Fozzy" Foster. Just about got away with the first half of the season with some decent performances but has been missing or just shite since December/ January. My highlight of the summer will be watching Falkirk and Dunfermline fighting over his signing. Has lost the rag a few times and his petulance reached a new nadir last night. Absolutely terrific scenes there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Innes Cameron. An utter donkey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, Chubbychops said: Liam Polworth. A wage thief. Remind me of Robbie Muirhead in his time with us. Lazy pile of pish. We did warn you.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 In a sea of mediocrity I'd go for Richard "Fozzy" Foster. Just about got away with the first half of the season with some decent performances but has been missing or just shite since December/ January. My highlight of the summer will be watching Falkirk and Dunfermline fighting over his signing. Has lost the rag a few times and his petulance reached a new nadir last night. Superb [emoji23][emoji23]haud me back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Do find it quite funny people calling Graham a jobber, as he is quite young and has proven himself this season to be good enough to play for both Scotland U21s and United European juggernaut distinctly average side. Agree with the shouts for Joe Chalmers. Absolutely hauwfing this season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Easily one of Chalmers, Afolabi or Salkeld. I’ll go Chalmers just because it’s funny we managed to get actual real money for him from the Pars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 42 minutes ago, Jeff Venom said: 51 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Think Joe Chalmers should be winning this. For two teams in the same league in the same season. Oui 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, flood said: We did warn you.. Aye, because it's us fans that made the signing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Nobody actually sticking out Only guy I can actually remember thinking, wow he’s fkn stinking while at a game was Rocky Bushiri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhursty7 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Yogi should have been committed for paying money for Slow Joe, Graham Mathie is a genius. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 (edited) 44 minutes ago, D'Jaffo said: I’ll go Chalmers just because it’s funny we managed to get actual real money for him from the Pars. I would pay you double that fee to take him back again. 6 foot two and a complete shit bag. Pea hearted streak of pish. Edited April 30, 2022 by Chubbychops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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