Crawford Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Stephen Malkmus said: We were cruelly denied automatic promotion last season by the antics of noted worm Michael Gardyne. Thankfully we no longer have that problem and are moving into the new campaign as a confident fanbase with a club full of sound winners. *Every gif of anyone laughing ever made* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Crawford said: *Every gif of anyone laughing ever made* Wouldn't surprise me if we have insurmountably asserted our dominance over the league by the time we even play Dundee, tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said: We were cruelly denied automatic promotion last season by the antics of noted worm Michael Gardyne. Thankfully we no longer have that problem and are moving into the new campaign as a confident fanbase with a club full of sound winners. Cruelly? You got battered 6 - 2 on aggregate from a bunch of diddies from Perthshire who were still battling a Dundee team managed by McPake then Mark McGhee with a few games to go. Your play off defeat was about as cruel as a baby kitten licking milk out a saucer. You got fucking battered in the first leg aswell with a decent 15 minute spell in the second half. Miles off it. I know you Highland morons are a different breed but deary me. One too many falls on your noggin on the old fox hunting trails you backwards wee specimen. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) Mullen anytime scorer as we fucking demolish you. Rudden anytime scorer as we get fucking demolished. Edited July 26, 2022 by Thistle_do_nicely Its one or the other, cant make like Anton Chigurrh and call it tho. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Cruelly? You got battered 6 - 2 on aggregate from a bunch of diddies from Perthshire who were still battling a Dundee team managed by McPake then Mark McGhee with a few games to go. Your play off defeat was about as cruel as a baby kitten licking milk out a saucer. You got fucking battered in the first leg aswell with a decent 15 minute spell in the second half. Miles off it. I know you Highland morons are a different breed but deary me. One too many falls on your noggin on the old fox hunting trails you backwards wee specimen. Thank you. Who mentioned the playoffs you Tayside simpleton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Who mentioned the playoffs you Tayside simpleton? Put your money where your mouth is, Highland freakshow. £50 charity bet on the Dundee finishing higher than the Caley. Thank you. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Cat got your tongue stevie boy. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Cat got your tongue stevie boy. Thank you. Very generous of you: I accept. £50 from you when The Caley finish above Dundee will go down very well with the charity of my choice. I'll have a word with my contacts at the club to see if we want to give you a 15 point headstart again to make it interesting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 27 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Put your money where your mouth is, Highland freakshow. £50 charity bet on the Dundee finishing higher than the Caley. Thank you. 4 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Very generous of you: I accept. £50 from you when The Caley finish above Dundee will go down very well with the charity of my choice. I'll have a word with my contacts at the club to see if we want to give you a 15 point headstart again to make it interesting. Right chaps, this has been screenshot. No shitebaggery and receipts shown at the end of the season. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Dundee forced into climb down. Pay at the gate. Power to the People. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Just now, Ad Lib said: Dundee forced into climb down. Pay at the gate. Power to the extra 13 supporters who will come. FTFY. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Very generous of you: I accept. £50 from you when The Caley finish above Dundee will go down very well with the charity of my choice. I'll have a word with my contacts at the club to see if we want to give you a 15 point headstart again to make it interesting. Thank you. Just cause i know how much it concerns you diddies aswell, i will also give you the opportunity to travel to Dundee and pay at the gates of my house where i'll subsequently lether the day lights out ye. The bet is on. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Thank you. Just cause i know how much it concerns you diddies aswell, i will also give you the opportunity to travel to Dundee and pay at the gates of my house where i'll subsequently lether the day lights out ye. The bet is on. Thank you. Aka "the cell door". I look forward to smelling the sweet ink on the novelty oversized cheque you'll be signing in the centre circle of The Caley Stadium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, CammyDick said: fair play to Dundee their commitment to constantly being the laughingstock of Scottish football is incredible. the tinpot rabble of all tinpot rabbles. Falkirk fan aye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baba douche Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Dundee suddenly realise some money to be made that they can hide from the taxman... ...opens Cash Gate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 13 minutes ago, CammyDick said: fair play to Dundee their commitment to constantly being the laughingstock of Scottish football is incredible. the tinpot rabble of all tinpot rabbles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 31 minutes ago, Ad Lib said: Dundee forced into climb down. Pay at the gate. Power to the People. Specky p***k. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 45 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Very generous of you: I accept. £50 from you when The Caley finish above Dundee will go down very well with the charity of my choice. I'll have a word with my contacts at the club to see if we want to give you a 15 point headstart again to make it interesting. You're on here bumping your gums about a team managed by Billy 'likes fitbaw' Dodds. You're an absolute moron. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 I actually do prefer the end-of-season match threads where both sets of supporters are totally disinterested and disheartened, and the thread is virtually empty apart from a handful of half-hearted posts where both sets of fans are absolutely adamant their own team is going to get a hiding. Get this optimism and bravado shite in the sea 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 17 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: You're on here bumping your gums about a team managed by Billy 'likes fitbaw' Dodds. You're an absolute moron. Thank you. Sadly your weirdo Derek Adams/Malky Mackay hybrid of a manager will be made a mockery of by this division. The same can't be said for Billy "The Professional" Dodds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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