btb Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 Apparently Kylie won't be coming to the coronation either... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, btb said: Apparently Kylie won't be coming to the coronation either... Better the devil you know. Edited March 4, 2023 by Lordofthewing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 (edited) Always liked Kylie. Apart from her acting and singing (with the exception of the duet with Nick Cave) Edited March 5, 2023 by Suspect Device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 05/03/2023 at 11:41, Suspect Device said: Always liked Kylie. Apart from her acting and singing (with the exception of the duet with Nick Cave) It's those little ups and downs that make life worthwhile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 I see we've got a new Chooky Edinburgh. Charlie bestows the title on Edward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Rugster said: I see we've got a new Chooky Edinburgh. Charlie bestows the title on Edward. He was into Hobson"s choice territory to be fair ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 What is it about Edinburgh that it cannot function without a Duke? Does this mean that Eddie becomes a massive racist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 On 10/03/2023 at 09:28, Rugster said: I see we've got a new Chooky Edinburgh. Charlie bestows the title on Edward. Thank goodness for that. Edinburgh was becoming a wasteland of depression in the absence of a figurehead from such a renowned family. The lack of a "Duke" was clearly having a hugely detrimental effect on the City, so the populace will no doubt be cheering in the streets this very day to celebrate the wonderful news. "Duke of Edinburgh". 2023. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 On 11/03/2023 at 09:43, Salt n Vinegar said: Thank goodness for that. Edinburgh was becoming a wasteland of depression in the absence of a figurehead from such a renowned family. The lack of a "Duke" was clearly having a hugely detrimental effect on the City, so the populace will no doubt be cheering in the streets this very day to celebrate the wonderful news. "Duke of Edinburgh". 2023. FFS. He can fix the fucking potholes for starters They interviewed some Capital punter on R4 on Friday about it and they said "I would care less but I can't be bothered putting in the effort" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 Dear Duke of Wess... Edinburgh, Can you do something about the graffiti? And getting the tram extension open earlier? And help Hibz n Hertz compete against the Uglies? I realise your ducal in-tray will be full but these must be priorities. A Flunkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, KirkieRR said: Dear Duke of Wess... Edinburgh, Can you do something about the graffiti? And getting the tram extension open earlier? And help Hibz n Hertz compete against the Uglies? I realise your ducal in-tray will be full but these must be priorities. A Flunkey. I await examples of the positive impact of this latest "Duke". No doubt the people of Edinburgh will be fulsome in their praise of his efforts. Edit to add... Perhaps we should have a minute's silence in recognition of all the areas outwith Edinburgh that don't have a Duke. How can they be expected to carry on? Edited March 13, 2023 by Salt n Vinegar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I await examples of the positive impact of this latest "Duke". No doubt the people of Edinburgh will be fulsome in their praise of his efforts. Edit to add... Perhaps we should have a minute's silence in recognition of all the areas outwith Edinburgh that don't have a Duke. How can they be expected to carry on? Haven’t you heard? Nary a tourist has set foot in Edinburgh since it’s been dukeless. Because that’s the only reason tourists visit anywhere in the UK, isn’t it? Because it has royals? Right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 I don't know how Inverness would cope without it's Earl. It would probably be bad news for an Italian chain restaurant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Antlion said: Haven’t you heard? Nary a tourist has set foot in Edinburgh since it’s been dukeless. Because that’s the only reason tourists visit anywhere in the UK, isn’t it? Because it has royals? Right? Absolutely! I've left the house for the first time in ages purely on the basis that we are now a Dukedom. The streets seem safer already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 During the recent Channel Four hustings, all three candidates when asked about a future head of state, answered that they preferred Andy Murray over someone from the hereditary bloodline. I'm not at all sure anyone pitching for First Minister would dare go there before Auld Lizzie shuffled off her mortal coil but now and just a few months into Chuckles' reign, I'm not aware that anyone is bothered that senior politicians (and Ash Regan) are openly ridiculing the monarch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 We might have a crap Duke but at unlike the west coast at least the capital doesn't have Duke of Argylls... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 I see Chuck isn't going to visit paris. Pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 56 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: I see Chuck isn't going to visit paris. Pity. What did the RoI do to annoy the French? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: What did the RoI do to annoy the French? They're still banging on about Thierry Henry 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: What did the RoI do to annoy the French? 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: They're still banging on about Thierry Henry Took an hour. Still, I suppose it is Friday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.