The Worst Thing in the World

[bennett]

Bubble floats.

[scottsdad]

Jackfruit

[coprolite]

Satan

[V.Aye.R]

Folk who run the Kiosks at Hampden. It's quicker to play the game than pour fanta into a paper cup (pointless time wasting) 

[The Other Foot]

3 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Jackfruit

 

You're at it. 

[Venti]

[The Other Foot]

And while I’m on the subject of brown things which don’t taste nice. Lindt chocolate. Lindt fucking chocolate. The biggest con known to man. Pretends to be Swiss but tastes no better than Hershey’s. 
 

Brown rice and Lindt. What an absolute bollocks. 

[Cosmic Joe]

It used to be Leuchars when airshow day coincided with an East Fife home game. 

Whether you drove, took the train or bussed it from Dundee, you were guaranteed to be inconvenienced by these utter muppets. 

Thankfully they shut the base down a couple of decades ago. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[tamthebam]

The title of this thread makes me think of "The worst job I ever had" which was, of course, removing lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole 

[hk blues]

8 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

It used to be Leuchars when airshow day coincided with an East Fife home game. 

Whether you drove, took the train or bussed it from Dundee, you were guaranteed to be inconvenienced by these utter muppets. 

Thankfully they shut the base down a couple of decades ago. 

To be fair, they played there all year around and not just the one day a year

[MEADOWXI]

On 07/02/2023 at 21:06, Alert Mongoose said:

Why are Duran Duran not on the list?

 

On 07/02/2023 at 21:11, Florentine_Pogen said:

Because 'Wild Boys' and the accompanying Russell Mulcahy video. Thank you.

Can I also add never a fan of Duran Duran, but a few years ago I  took a now ex to a concert of theirs as a present and was the usual expected noise I let wash over me ( Manchester Arena lets you buy full size plastic bottles of wine and take them back to your seat which helps ), and can advise the best they did was a stunning cover of White Lines by Grandmaster. Best song ever heard them do.

[Billy Jean King]

Brown Rice is most definitely rank but I had the misfortune to see a Ch5 programme called "The Madam Blanc Mysteries" the other night and it makes brown rice seem like fillet steak. Worst tv I have ever seen !

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Lyce Doucet’s voice.

[Thistle_do_nicely]

Unexpected calls to your mobile from towns across the uk. The initial novelty of getting an out of the blue call which flashes up as being from, say, Birmingham or Leeds dies as soon as you suss they're either outright scams looking for bank info or ambulance chasers asking if you've had a car accident recently.

Always seem to cycle in spells too, get none for a good few weeks and then suddenly get them 2 or 3 times a day for a week.

[Rugster]

5 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said:

Unexpected calls to your mobile from towns across the uk. The initial novelty of getting an out of the blue call which flashes up as being from, say, Birmingham or Leeds dies as soon as you suss they're either outright scams looking for bank info or ambulance chasers asking if you've had a car accident recently.

Always seem to cycle in spells too, get none for a good few weeks and then suddenly get them 2 or 3 times a day for a week.

I never used to get these until I switched provider from EE to Sky mobile. Constant now. 

[LauriestonBairn]

Seeing a tub of Celebrations/Quality street/ Roses at work, opening it in excitement only to discover arts and crafts

[tamthebam]

15 minutes ago, LauriestonBairn said:

Seeing a tub of Celebrations/Quality street/ Roses at work, opening it in excitement only to discover arts and crafts

I once put a note in an empty tin of sweets at work that said "Nae luck ya fat bastar d" for one of my fellow workers to find

Needless to say I forgot about it and a few months later chancing on a tin of sweets and fancying one what greeted me when I opened the lid... 

[supermik]

I am related to somebody who is involved in the list! 🫣

 

edit.. the list on this thread, not the Jimmy/ Glitter list.

Edited February 10, 2023 by supermik

[hk blues]

4 hours ago, supermik said:

I am related to somebody who is involved in the list! 🫣

 

edit.. the list on this thread, not the Jimmy/ Glitter list.

Is Barrymore's gaff as nice in reality as it looks in the pics? 

[supermik]

2 hours ago, hk blues said:

Is Barrymore's gaff as nice in reality as it looks in the pics? 

It’s to die for….