Binos Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, Savage Henry said: It’s not pointless. Just incompetent. It's pointless We are a region that does not have natural disasters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I was hoovering and didn’t even hear it. What an anti climax. You could have been Dyson with death. Oooooh look, tumbleweed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Mine didnae work. I'm the guy watching New Tricks repeats on UKTV Play while everyone else hammers for the nuclear shelters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) I must say, I'm honestly not happy that aw you c***s are getting at least half an hour of a head start to begin looting the supermarkets. All the good gear will be gone. Edited April 23, 2023 by Ludo*1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Really good alert IMO. Looking forward to hearing it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Based on who did and didn't receive the message, it's safe to say some of us will be moved to Mars in order to preserve human life, while the rest of you will be singing "Clang Clang Clang Went the Trolley" with Rosie O'Donnell and Paulie Shore I for one look forward to my tin of peaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Maybe I didn't get an alert, because I'm that important I'd know about it before everyone else? Yes, that is it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 “Shandon. You must wake up from your slumber in front of Muppets from Space. The planet needs you.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, IncomingExile said: You could have been Dyson with death. Oooooh look, tumbleweed. Tumbleweed... In throbbers gaff? More likely to be a build up of sock fibres clagged together with stale jizz tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Feel like the government has picked who they're saving if there's a terrorist attack. So if you got the alert, you must be a Tory. It's the only explanation. I thought of the ending to Ben Elton's 'This Other Eden' when I read this. To horribly mangle his original, all the Tories will have retreated into their bunkers for the forseeable future, and for the rest of us life will have become immeasurably better. Edited April 23, 2023 by IncomingExile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Really good alert IMO. Looking forward to hearing it again. Thought it was Thomas the Tank Engine. Woo woooo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Based on who did and didn't receive the message, it's safe to say some of us will be moved to Mars in order to preserve human life, while the rest of you will be singing "Clang Clang Clang Went the Trolley" with Rosie O'Donnell and Paulie Shore I'll take my chances with Rosie and Paulie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, throbber said: I was hoovering and didn’t even hear it. What an anti climax. "Hoovering" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 minute ago, The Naitch said: I'll take my chances with Rosie and Paulie. OK buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, throbber said: I was hoovering and didn’t even hear it. What an anti climax. Wink, wink… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Looks like I did get it, but there was no sound. I thought it was supposed to override a phone being on silent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 They’ve actually got it running as the main breaking news story on Sky News. People receive emergency alert!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, The Master said: Looks like I did get it, but there was no sound. I thought it was supposed to override a phone being on silent? Sorry to break it to you, but I think you need a hearing test 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I too didn't receive one. Presumably this means my COVID microchips won't be activated yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Sorry to break it to you, but I think you need a hearing test WHAT? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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