Hillonearth Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, highlandmac said: My phone went off about a minute after what seemed like everyone else's in the pub Unsure as to what this means for my future welfare... You'll be fine aside from only getting a three minute warning when the bomb drops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Yet again, Right Said Fred are the only people not afraid to speak the truth. 'Harvest your info' says a man on Twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said: My bird watches too much tiktok and is getting a wee bit tinfoily. She's been moaning about this alert for a couple of weeks and how she'd turn it off in settings. The dozy cow then forgot and it went off while she was getting a tattoo. When are you going to tell her about the nanobots in the ink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, IncomingExile said: When are you going to tell her about the nanobots in the ink? I'm sure some desperate loser on a Chinese video platform will do that for me soon enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekhibee88 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Mine didnt go off. I was in Asda at the time and it sounded like the alert was playing through the tannoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Got mine at 2.58 and Mrs just got one now. Yeah. that's what I plan to do with my 3 minute warning as well. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 5 hours ago, Lurkst said: Gin and tonic please. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: My bird watches too much tiktok and is getting a wee bit tinfoily. She's been moaning about this alert for a couple of weeks and how she'd turn it off in settings. The dozy cow then forgot and it went off while she was getting a tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: My bird watches too much tiktok and is getting a wee bit tinfoily. She's been moaning about this alert for a couple of weeks and how she'd turn it off in settings. The dozy cow then forgot and it went off while she was getting a tattoo. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 22 hours ago, Binos said: It's pointless We are a region that does not have natural disasters That’s you jinxed it. David Icke knows. I got my alert. The government care about me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Can you still remove phone batteries? Aye, with a hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 It is a bit odd to see so many people online talking about turning off the alerts. It’s like they think that refusing to receive potentially life saving information, is somehow getting it right up Rishi Sunak himself. They don’t seem to realise he’d be perfectly happy if all voting members of the public died at the hands of an Alien invasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Jambomo said: It is a bit odd to see so many people online talking about turning off the alerts. It’s like they think that refusing to receive potentially life saving information, is somehow getting it right up Rishi Sunak himself. They don’t seem to realise he’d be perfectly happy if all voting members of the public died at the hands of a Conservative government. FTFY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Jambomo said: It is a bit odd to see so many people online talking about turning off the alerts. It’s like they think that refusing to receive potentially life saving information, is somehow getting it right up Rishi Sunak himself. They don’t seem to realise he’d be perfectly happy if all the public died. 47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: FTFY FIFY2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, TxRover said: FIFY2 FTOF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyDickFingers Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 16:37, Empty It said: I wonder which one of the Tories pals got the contract to develop this alert that hasn't really worked for multi millions. Read something about fujitsu being involved in the alert system and sub contracting out to infosys(sunaks wife). No idea if true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Strong raving derelict vibes from anyone against this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, TommyDickFingers said: Read something about fujitsu being involved in the alert system and sub contracting out to infosys(sunaks wife). No idea if true. Looks pretty convincing… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: ? Same font, size and location as my back tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 6 hours ago, throbber said: Don't ever quote one of my posts again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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