Players whomst you wish not only never played for your football club, but also never played professional football in Scotland - perhaps even the entire world - so that you had absolutely no chance of knowing what contemptible people they were

[Bring Your Own Socks]

2 hours ago, SandyCromarty said:

Gordon. BANKS. Goalkeeper.

George. COHEN. 

Ray. WILSON. 

Nobby STILES. 

Jack. CHARLTON. 

Bobby. MOORE. 

Alan. BALL. 

Geoff Hurst.

Martin Peters.

Bobby Charlton.

 

[Smurph]

I wouldn’t say contemptible but Ryan Stevenson was my first thought.

Mathias Pogba recently spent three months in jail for an alleged £11m extortion of his younger brother Paul. Not sure what the latest is with that. He was shite for us and a bit of a banter signing but I don’t mind him kicking a ball.

[Central Belt Caley]

Slightly off topic and I might be talking out my backside but when Martin Woods was at Dundee, didn’t the manager let the captain decide who got to take Set pieces? And as Martin Woods was captain he picked himself to take corners/free kicks and penalties. 
 

Could be talking nonsense but seem to remember a Dundee fan on here mentioning it

[Enigma]

1 hour ago, GrahamJags said:

Dario Zanatta - Another total bellend and very shite at football. One look at him and you think “total w**k”.

Another vote from Zanatta from me…

 

[oneteaminglasgow]

55 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:

For no reason other than not living up to expectations in terms of footballing ability apparently.

In which case it should be the various managers who signed him that should incur the wrath.

Or perhaps his agent is a very talented individual

I wouldn’t have minded if he was just shite - we’ve had plenty of shite players - it’s that he came across as being a complete bellend while being shite. 

[TONTROOPER]

Gary O'Connor.

Rowan Vine.

Nacho Novo

...... and our manager(s) who thought it would be a 'wizard wheeze' to bring them to Cappielow.

[Moomintroll]

Kallum Higginbotham makes me unreasonably angry at the mere thought of him.

[TONTROOPER]

2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

Kallum Higginbotham makes me unreasonably angry at the mere thought of him.

He's playin for Kelty now.

When he was playin for the Pars and I saw him at Cappielow..I rated him. 

[Moomintroll]

Just now, TONTROOPER said:

He's playin for Kelty now.

When he was playin for the Pars and I saw him at Cappielow..I rated him. 

He did ok for us, I just don't like him.

[TONTROOPER]

1 minute ago, Moomintroll said:

He did ok for us, I just don't like him.

Steal yer burd or what?...lol

[Moomintroll]

Just now, TONTROOPER said:

Steal yer burd or what?...lol

It's a cross between the hair & his antics on the pitch, he isn't very likeable & I am getting annoyed just typing this.

[TONTROOPER]

1 minute ago, Moomintroll said:

It's a cross between the hair & his antics on the pitch, he isn't very likeable & I am getting annoyed just typing this.

Last time he played at Cappielow...... he had no hair (shaved napper).

[TheScarf]

Neil Lennon used to cheat against The Caley all the time. Just an ugly, fat cheating bastard.

Brian Graham is a great shout. Clearly could be leathered by most 8 year old children due to him being so skinny and weak. Always scores against us regardless of who he plays for and of course 99% of all footballers who have ever played for Ross County are total losers in general. 

[Moomintroll]

5 minutes ago, TONTROOPER said:

Last time he played at Cappielow...... he had no hair (shaved napper).

The thing is, he is probably a decent guy but man he bugs me.

[TONTROOPER]

2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

The thing is, he is probably a decent guy but man he bugs me.

Some players just hit yer bad spot....like Lee Kilday (Queens Park) when he played for us.

I used to run out of sweary words...lol

[Ray Patterson]

OP needs to go on a copywriting course

[diegomarahenry]

1 hour ago, Enigma said:

Another vote from Zanatta from me…

 

That picture could well have been taken mid match during his time at Ayr. 

[TONTROOPER]

2 minutes ago, diegomarahenry said:

That picture could well have been taken mid match during his time at Ayr. 

I heard he's off to Madrid.

 

 

(on holiday).

[greendot]

3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Half these names mean nothing to me. Post reasons, ffs. 

 

David Goodwillie and David Robertson.  Do you need any reasons?

[itzdrk]

1 minute ago, diegomarahenry said:

That picture could well have been taken mid match during his time at Ayr. 

So frustrating, it's not like he doesn't have any ability it's that rather than being focused on the game he would be more focused making excuses to the bench.  Didn't matter which side of the park he was on he was constantly trying to make excuses for making poor choices.  It would have annoyed me more at the time if it wasn't for having a whole cast of villains in the same team with Anderson, Baird, Reading, Chalmers, Houston Cameron, Barjonas & Walsh.  c***s. 

 

Spoiler

And of course the main fucking c**t villain, Hopkin.