Players whomst you wish not only never played for your football club, but also never played professional football in Scotland - perhaps even the entire world - so that you had absolutely no chance of knowing what contemptible people they were

[diegomarahenry]

1 minute ago, itzdrk said:

So frustrating, it's not like he doesn't have any ability it's that rather than being focused on the game he would be more focused making excuses to the bench.  Didn't matter which side of the park he was on he was constantly trying to make excuses for making poor choices.  It would have annoyed me more at the time if it wasn't for having a whole cast of villains in the same team with Anderson, Baird, Reading, Chalmers, Houston Cameron, Barjonas & Walsh.  c***s. 

 

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And of course the main fucking c**t villain, Hopkin.  

 

Not getting to the football for the best part of two years and then not wanting to go because of that big headed tiny faced c**t was unforgivable. I hope he never works in football again. 

[TONTROOPER]

2 minutes ago, diegomarahenry said:

Not getting to the football for the best part of two years and then not wanting to go because of that big headed tiny faced c**t was unforgivable. I hope he never works in football again. 

Maybe it was a cultural thing.

[johnnydun]

While I'm in a rage about players...

Jim 'That fuckin DAB agent c**t' McIntyre.

John 'Bomber, you're clearly not Rangurs enough Rab' Brown.

Scott 'Spoofer' Gardiner.

[Moomintroll]

I almost wish I was a Motherwell fan right now because I just remembered that Jacob Blyth exists.

[TONTROOPER]

4 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

While I'm in a rage about players...

Jim 'That fuckin DAB agent c**t' McIntyre.

John 'Bomber, you're clearly not Rangurs enough Rab' Brown.

Scott 'Spoofer' Gardiner.

If I was you Johnny...I'd be ragin about the fact the Dees have lost the services of possibly their most effective mid player ..."Gowser" because of Gowser being Gowser.

[Cosmic Joe]

24 minutes ago, greendot said:

 

David Goodwillie and David Robertson.  Do you need any reasons?

Goodwillie obviously 

[johnnydun]

10 minutes ago, TONTROOPER said:

If I was you Johnny...I'd be ragin about the fact the Dees have lost the services of possibly their most effective mid player ..."Gowser" because of Gowser being Gowser.

I am! He was my sons idol. Loved his attitude towards games, his constant pushing of team mates to go the extra mile, goals and cupped ears against the DABs, jumping into the Derry to celebrate with fans and of course battering polis.

[Cosmic Joe]

Bob Malcolm is the only guy I can think of for East Fife. 

For being a sectarian c**t. 

I called him out on Twitter and he deleted his tweet. 

[Derry Alli]

Neil McCann never signed Andrew Davies, I am apoplectic it's been typed that he did. Jim McIntyre signed the shitehouse, because that's all he done. Sign shitehouses and bin anybody of colour.

Anyway : 

Andrew Davies : a truly awful footballer who should never have been signed on the basis of ability alone. Come in and got injured. Never made an appearance, swanned about like he was Maldini.

Martin Woods : another McIntyre masterclass as in he kept getting played when he was - by a distance - the worst player on the park. Fake tan, shite haircuts and awful tattoos. Just an all round fucking idiot. 

Cammy Kerr : I dont care he's from Dundee and supports Dundee and has only ever been at Dundee. He's shite.

[Binos]

Kenny Black

[Thebino45]

Eddie "The Carpark Warrior" Ferns. 

[Coollestersmoothe]

Gary Harkins and Kevin Kyle. Absolute wallopers. Oh and Kevin Kyle’s pal Paul Slane. The walking pluke.

Utter wastes of space at Ayr.

[foreverarover]

53 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:

Goodwillie obviously 

I'd add declan Gallagher to that list. How the fcuk he got a Scotland call up is beyond belief. 

Edited April 24, 2023 by foreverarover

[TONTROOPER]

9 minutes ago, CoolLesterSmooth said:

Gary Harkins and Kevin Kyle. Absolute wallopers. Oh and Kevin Kyle’s pal Paul Slane. The walking pluke.

Utter wastes of space at Ayr.

Gary Harkins was a good baller.......he lost a lot as he lost his 'legs' but never say Gary Harkins wasnt an exceptionally good footballer. 

[Coollestersmoothe]

5 minutes ago, TONTROOPER said:

Gary Harkins was a good baller.......he lost a lot as he lost his 'legs' but never say Gary Harkins wasnt an exceptionally good footballer. 

I didn’t say he was shite. Just shite with us. He just loped about, mumping and moaning. 

[TONTROOPER]

8 minutes ago, CoolLesterSmooth said:

I didn’t say he was shite. Just shite with us. He just loped about, mumping and moaning. 

Gary was a Greenock boy 

[Mark Connolly]

5 pages in, and no-one has mentioned Paul fucking Kinnaird

[Jamie_M]

Lawrence fucking Shankland.

[QPFC67]

How has Dylan Easton not been mentioned yet?

[TONTROOPER]

9 minutes ago, Jamie_M said:

Lawrence fucking Shankland.

Aye....folk forget he played with us when he was a fat b*****d......dont they?