Hedgecutter Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Other than 'pan breed' (for deid), do we have rhyming slang north of the border? Completely fabricated suggestions from the P&B masses are encouraged... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Hampden. Berwick. Haw maws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Single fish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Anyone referencing small, dried fruit wrt a particular football club will be reported... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Anyone referencing small, dried fruit wrt a particular football club will be reported... Sultannan Athletic? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Gye Wullie Bauld = cauld was one of my grandfather's favourites 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 It’s all mostly weegie based pish tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Mick Jagger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Corned Beef for deaf (deef) is a good one, Lorraine Kelly for skelly as well. I worked with a guy years ago and said he'd shagged a lassie at the weekend and she was alright but had some set of Marino Keith on her. He was saying she had massive teeth and it buckled me as it was a relatively obscure reference. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Boss, I can't come in to work today as I've got a dose of the Tex Ritters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 I’m away to get ma Nat King. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 45 minutes ago, thisal said: Hampden. Berwick. Haw maws. 18 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Single fish Without the meanings, I don't have a sgian dubh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Without the meanings, I don't have a sgian dubh. "Huvnae got a scooby" is supposedly Glasgow rather than London rhyming slang 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 57 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Other than 'pan breed' (for deid), do we have rhyming slang north of the border? Completely fabricated suggestions from the P&B masses are encouraged... 17 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Anyone referencing small, dried fruit wrt a particular football club will be reported... Roon ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Cowdenbeath for deaf round here. I knew a guy from Perth who said "Take a Desmond at that". It was from Desmond Dekker= a deck "Tex Ritters" is a bit more acceptable than "Gary Glitters" these days.. Jam Tarts and Cabbage and Ribs A guy called Rab at work was known as Sherbert Dab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Other than 'pan breed' (for deid), do we have rhyming slang north of the border? Completely fabricated suggestions from the P&B masses are encouraged... 'Pan breed' isn't really rhyming slang. 'Proper' rhyming slang is such as 'have a butchers' or 'nice titfer'. or, 'like yer Barnet'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: 'Pan breed' isn't really rhyming slang. 'Proper' rhyming slang is such as 'have a butchers' or 'nice titfer'. or, 'like yer Barnet'. Reported for referencing particular football club. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: 'Pan breed' isn't really rhyming slang. 'Proper' rhyming slang is such as 'have a butchers' or 'nice titfer'. or, 'like yer Barnet'. Or 'Rangers fans are all Jeremys', after the Chancellor of the Exchequer's surname 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Colin Nish Tam Kite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Off the topic a bit, but too good not to share: “Many years ago, I worked in tech support for online banking. We were based in an office in Glasgow. One evening I get a call from an irate man. I give my opening spiel, with an obvious but fairly soft Glasgow accent. Caller: “F***’s sake! I can’t understand you! Where are you?” Me: “We are based in Glasgow, sir.” Caller: “F*** that. Everyone in Glasgow is stupid and addicted to heroin. I want to talk to someone English!” Me: “Unfortunately, sir, as we are based in Glasgow, all of the staff here are Glaswegian. There are no English people employed in this centre.” Caller: “Is there another centre?” Me: “Yes, there is another centre that handles these calls, but—” Caller: “F*** you! I’m going to hang up and call back until I get the other centre! Then I can speak to someone English!” He hung up. What I was about to say before he hung up was that the other centre was based in Wales.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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