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1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you don't succeed the second time, give up. There's no point being a d@nm fool about it. 

or if you're Ballistic Bob: If at first you don't succeed, try again then lose the heid! 

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20 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

My grandad always used to say "If at first you don't succeed, aff with the bunnet, and in with the heid"

I hope he never meant in a sexual manner....

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35 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

My grandad always used to say "If at first you don't succeed, aff with the bunnet, and in with the heid"

They said it couldn't be done

He smiled and went right to it

And he tackled that thing that couldn't be done

 ; ; ; and he couldn't do it

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On 25/04/2023 at 17:02, tamthebam said:

A Spike Milligan tip:

Cold? Stand nearer Africa. It's warmer.

Or, stand in the corner.

 

It's always 90 degrees!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coat-getting in process.

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