tamthebam Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 19 hours ago, scottsdad said: Edinburgh Council look at banning 'gas-guzzling SUVs' from parts of city I'm sure I recognise that car ..... from it being 2 inches behind my bumper. Tory. Definitely a Tory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 19 hours ago, DannyBlue said: Shopper fumes as she's banned from Costa Coffee toilets 'unless she buys something' I'll let you use it if I can watch. That'd give her something to complain about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I know I'm breaking the rules by providing no pictures, but I remembered the best compo photo I'd ever seen. When working at TGI's we got a complaint from a guest that they'd gotten food poisoning from us and had been vomiting all night. They'd sent a photo of a vomit-filled bog with one of them holding their TGI bill over the bowl as to provide the observer with a visual link between said boke and our establishment. Absolutely fucking mental. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, velo army said: I know I'm breaking the rules by providing no pictures, but I remembered the best compo photo I'd ever seen. When working at TGI's we got a complaint from a guest that they'd gotten food poisoning from us and had been vomiting all night. They'd sent a photo of a vomit-filled bog with one of them holding their TGI bill over the bowl as to provide the observer with a visual link between said boke and our establishment. Absolutely fucking mental. Just wait until those c***s at the Curry Cottage see what was in MY toilet this morning! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 14 hours ago, Doctor Manhattan said: Maths pupil stripped of GCSE amid cheating claim Just worked out who Mr "I don't need to cheat at mathematics" reminds me of... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, velo army said: I know I'm breaking the rules by providing no pictures, but I remembered the best compo photo I'd ever seen. When working at TGI's we got a complaint from a guest that they'd gotten food poisoning from us and had been vomiting all night. They'd sent a photo of a vomit-filled bog with one of them holding their TGI bill over the bowl as to provide the observer with a visual link between said boke and our establishment. Absolutely fucking mental. But did they get the #compo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 14 hours ago, Doctor Manhattan said: Maths pupil stripped of GCSE amid cheating claim His father said they are now seeking an apology - and compensation. If its who I think it is, I know that speccy c**t's dad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: If its who I think it is, I know that speccy c**t's dad. If said dad has a LinkedIn profile in which he describes himself as a "Doctor of light and space. A Social Justice Advocate", then being a speccy c**t appears to be hereditary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 26 minutes ago, Michael W said: But did they get the #compo? I think we did refund them more in fear that they would keep producing "supporting evidence" . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, Doctor Manhattan said: If said dad has a LinkedIn profile in which he describes himself as a "Doctor of light and space. A Social Justice Advocate", then being a speccy c**t appears to be hereditary. That's the very boyo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Unsure if Greta's is a compo face or not ? On another note why do they note actually give her a few nights in the Pokey one of these times she is arrested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 2 hours ago, superbigal said: Unsure if Greta's is a compo face or not ? On another note why do they note actually give her a few nights in the Pokey one of these times she is arrested. Greta looks pleased. The police don't though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 15 hours ago, superbigal said: Unsure if Greta's is a compo face or not ? On another note why do they note actually give her a few nights in the Pokey one of these times she is arrested. If there was a choice of jailing her or you then I’d vote you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 3 hours ago, RuMoore said: Always wondered what John Hartson was up to these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bialystock Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 On 16/10/2023 at 23:57, Zetterlund said: Quite an upgrade from the old bicycle for Jezza. Bob Mould bides in Edinburgh? Well I never! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 19, 2023 Author Share Posted October 19, 2023 Residents left angry by Greater Manchester house which looks like a 'bombsite' and attracts rats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 10 hours ago, RuMoore said: One day soon that c**t won't be faking it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Here's a BOGOF for you. Parents say strict school is breaching human rights Gemma said her daughter was suspended for going to the toilet without permission One student was reprimanded for her shoes being too shiny, her mother says 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 31 minutes ago, Doctor Manhattan said: Here's a BOGOF for you. Parents say strict school is breaching human rights Gemma said her daughter was suspended for going to the toilet without permission One student was reprimanded for her shoes being too shiny, her mother says That bloke looks like he wishes he could be doing anything else, rather than having his photo taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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