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I was looking for the crime thread to post that Go Fund Me, brutal. There are videos of the incident, people grabbing their children and running as the wee lamb blasted away with an automatic weapon in a public place. 

I’m afraid he most likely wasn’t an “amazing Son, Brother, Father and Friend”. 
 

Here are some clips.

 

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Dad issues warning after his son's Christmas present burnt down family home

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Unfortunately, one dad who decided to make his son’s Christmas the best day ever ended up with a tragic end due to an e-bike.

Andrew Beaton, from Lancaster, was ‘left with nothing’ after the battery inside of the bike set his family home on fire, with those inside barely making it out.

The 60-year-old dad ended up suffering burns to his body after the e-bike he bought for his 12-year-old son Andy ‘exploded like fireworks’ and engulfed the home in flames within minutes

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For an e-bike that cost £600 online, how was the father to know that just six months later, it would set the house’s stairs on fire and that the family only escaped due to his son spotting flames at 4am

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Now, the family are planning to rebuild their home for £60,000 after staying with his mother-in-law for the last six months.

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Far too many images online of lazy feckers ordering their Turkey to be delivered on Xmas Eve by Morrisons (or whoever) , and receiving a substitute Pack of Turkey Twizzlers.

Ultimate "Roasters"

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5 hours ago, scottsdad said:

He'll be getting another letter soon demanding he returns all Southern Co-op branded clothing.

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9 hours ago, Swarley said:

Smiling, not pointing at the proposed site, very poor, 1/5.

Kippford residents raising a stink over multi-million waste water treatment works plans

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but surely the pun in the headline merits a couple of points. Too many opportunities for puns are passed by in such cases - real goal gaping chances going a begging. More evidence of the decline in journalism. 

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ETA - obviously may not be wholly appropriate to apply when a guy is standing in what is left of his burnt down hoose.
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1 hour ago, KingRocketman II said:

but surely the pun in the headline merits a couple of points. Too many opportunities for puns are passed by in such cases - real goal gaping chances going a begging. More evidence of the decline in journalism. 

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1 hour ago, KingRocketman II said:

ETA - obviously may not be wholly appropriate to apply when a guy is standing in what is left of his burnt down hoose.

"Gutted" would be an unsuitable headline then?

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4 minutes ago, Swarley said:

Customer parks tank outside Wickes in protest at ‘poor quality’ £25,000 kitchen

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12/29/customer-tank-wickes-protest-kitchen-quality-basingstoke/

Completely normal behaviour here. 

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(In before the lock)

It's not a tank.

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