Alert Mongoose Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 23 hours ago, bennett said: Businesses slam new parking charges that are leaving Kilmarnock 'dead' Last month, East Ayrshire Council announced that short stay options were limited while the charge for 30 minutes has gone up to £1. Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 22 hours ago, bennett said: Kilmarnock resident slams 'needless' yellow lines on road while claiming East Ayrshire Council ignore potholes Neil Carlton is concerned that resources used for new signs and yellow lines around Rugby Park could have been used to fix the roads. This guy is a true giant of the compo face thread and a boon to the editor with column inches to fill in whichever shitty local rag they read in Killie. 8/10 for this effort. Good pointing but could have made more effort with an unhappy face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 23 hours ago, jimbaxters said: He's obviously been away for his holidays. He's like a milk bottle in the first pic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Speaking of holidays Use suncream you know, warns mum after boy's surgery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 On 28/08/2024 at 23:13, bennett said: Kilmarnock resident slams 'needless' yellow lines on road while claiming East Ayrshire Council ignore potholes Neil Carlton is concerned that resources used for new signs and yellow lines around Rugby Park could have been used to fix the roads. Must be them Killie pehs 'cos Pierce Brosnan is fairly putting on the beef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 A poor effort from east Lothian, a sad face but couldn't even bothered to point. My fence stops dog mess and drunks urinating on garden wall but council says it has to go' Dawn Gardner appealed after a retrospective application was rejected for the fence - which has cost thousands of pounds - at her home in Eliburn, West Lothian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 13 hours ago, Swarley said: Speaking of holidays Use suncream you know, warns mum after boy's surgery Surprised Boris hasn't shown any concerns about his sons sunburn. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Man who won on EuroMillions shock confession as he 'can't even afford haircut' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Man who won on EuroMillions shock confession as he 'can't even afford haircut' My man, give it up and get the razors out. You no longer require the services of a professional in this regard. Also, maybe don't spend your winnings before they've arrived next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumpy Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 8 hours ago, Swarley said: Man who won on EuroMillions shock confession as he 'can't even afford haircut' Maybe if he didn't chuck his much needed funds on lottery tickets he could maybe afford food and haircuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 2 minutes ago, Plumpy said: Maybe if he didn't chuck his much needed funds on lottery tickets he could maybe afford food and haircuts He could eat his own hair thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 11 hours ago, Swarley said: Man who won on EuroMillions shock confession as he 'can't even afford haircut' He said: "I won £582.20 and every time I ring them up I get a different story. I have been paying for the lottery for 10 years, that is £10 a week, £1,040 every year for 30 years and I finally make £500 and they won’t give me it. The reporter should really proof read the story, this is awful. He's been playing for 10 years... but he's been paying £1,040 a year for 30 years, also £10 a week isn't £1,040 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Dentures price is eye watering, says John Quote If I worked all day on your car I wouldn’t charge you £700. Aye you would! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Woman complains about being called names. https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/24553721.council-apologises-woman-complains-name-calling/?ref=socialflow&fbclid=IwY2xjawFGJRxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHa3AU86DZLl4vNSFyN8v3qR3gPW-WNhEPp-i0ltJfTWnTO2x0PEFXUGaVA_aem_sMNq_Hnc202r-ucDr_9WWA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 7 hours ago, RH33 said: Woman complains about being called names. https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/24553721.council-apologises-woman-complains-name-calling/?ref=socialflow&fbclid=IwY2xjawFGJRxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHa3AU86DZLl4vNSFyN8v3qR3gPW-WNhEPp-i0ltJfTWnTO2x0PEFXUGaVA_aem_sMNq_Hnc202r-ucDr_9WWA When she was called a wee tiger she gave them a Frosties look 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 18 hours ago, tamthebam said: When she was called a wee tiger she gave them a Frosties look On describing a patients health to their family she said 'theeeeeeeyre great' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 (edited) Adds some nice greenery to what would be a pretty sterile public realm ETA - just noticed the woman may or may not have a tape measure oot. If not, then they have missed a trick..... Edited September 7 by Pocketman ETA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 17 hours ago, Pocketman said: Adds some nice greenery to what would be a pretty sterile public realm ETA - just noticed the woman may or may not have a tape measure oot. If not, then they have missed a trick..... If they're Tories presumably they're against government interference and should therefore do it themselves or pay someone to provide the service? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 On 07/09/2024 at 07:30, Pocketman said: Adds some nice greenery to what would be a pretty sterile public realm ETA - just noticed the woman may or may not have a tape measure oot. If not, then they have missed a trick..... Typical nonsense from the daily mail. The road isn’t paved with weeds as you can clearly see it’s paved with tarmac, the pavements have some weeds growing out the kerbs but neither are paved with weeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted Wednesday at 15:52 Author Share Posted Wednesday at 15:52 More Edinburgh roads stuff. Car numbers rise despite 'expensive' low traffic scheme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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