BFTD Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) She's like a human totem pole. Does anyone else feel like the folk who take these "people of Walmart" pictures are cowardly pieces of shit? They remind me of this fucking danger who ended up on a sex offenders register for taking naked pictures of uggos in the changing room at her gym. Edited December 7, 2023 by BFTD I'm an apostrophe, come and take a look at me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 10 hours ago, alta-pete said: Seems so… Wid/Wid Not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Wid/Wid Not There was a study done on cockerels, pairing them up with fake chickens to see if they'd still try to f**k them, and they did. The next step was to take away parts of the fake chicken's anatomy and see if it bothered them; they got the model down to what was essentially a chicken head on a stick, and the males would still try to f**k it. @Div could make a bit of extra hot tub cash by pairing with @scottsdad to run similar experiments on P&Bers using a Liz Hurley sex doll with detachable parts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: There was a study done on cockerels, pairing them up with fake chickens to see if they'd still try to f**k them, and they did. The next step was to take away parts of the fake chicken's anatomy and see if it bothered them; they got the model down to what was essentially a chicken head on a stick, and the males would still try to f**k it. @Div could make a bit of extra hot tub cash by pairing with @scottsdad to run similar experiments on P&Bers using a Liz Hurley sex doll with detachable parts. We'd need to rewrite the old adage though - You don't look at the fire when you're poking the mantlepiece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, BFTD said: There was a study done on cockerels, pairing them up with fake chickens to see if they'd still try to f**k them, and they did. The next step was to take away parts of the fake chicken's anatomy and see if it bothered them; they got the model down to what was essentially a chicken head on a stick, and the males would still try to f**k it. @Div could make a bit of extra hot tub cash by pairing with @scottsdad to run similar experiments on P&Bers using a Liz Hurley sex doll with detachable parts. head on a stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: head on a stick Wolf Creek; ruining erections since 2005. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: Wolf Creek; ruining erections since 2005. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, BFTD said: There was a study done on cockerels, pairing them up with fake chickens to see if they'd still try to f**k them, and they did. The next step was to take away parts of the fake chicken's anatomy and see if it bothered them; they got the model down to what was essentially a chicken head on a stick, and the males would still try to f**k it. @Div could make a bit of extra hot tub cash by pairing with @scottsdad to run similar experiments on P&Bers using a Liz Hurley sex doll with detachable parts. "Cockerel to brain: cockerel taking over!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 00:53, TxRover said: Should be arrested for that. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Should be arrested for that. IMO. Thought that was taken in Lochee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:52, TxRover said: Thought that was taken in Lochee. Understandable. It's not a place the police frequent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Next one booked for April. 7 hour session incoming. Need to look for inspiration now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Next one booked for April. 7 hour session incoming. Need to look for inspiration now. Excuse my ignorance of tat methodology but I had no idea that some folk are so into it that they actually book a session before they know what the inkwork is to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 8 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Excuse my ignorance of tat methodology but I had no idea that some folk are so into it that they actually book a session before they know what the inkwork is to be. If you want to go to a reputable tattoo artist, you need to book months in advance these days. When I started getting them you could just walk in and get done then and there. Those days are long gone. I know roughly want I want as I have a general theme going on on my left leg. I will go in and discuss it with my artist in the next few weeks now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 11 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: If you want to go to a reputable tattoo artist, you need to book months in advance these days. When I started getting them you could just walk in and get done then and there. Those days are long gone. I know roughly want I want as I have a general theme going on on my left leg. I will go in and discuss it with my artist in the next few weeks now. What is it (roughly) you're after? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: What is it (roughly) you're after? Roughly, Karen GIllan as Nebula. But I've been looking for a tattooable image for a long time now. Don't ask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 Just now, Musketeer Gripweed said: Roughly, Karen GIllan as Nebula. But I've been looking for a tattooable image for a long time now. Don't ask. That could be cool. I say this as a guy with zero tattoos of his own, married to a woman with many! I reckon my missus could go for something like this too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: That could be cool. I say this as a guy with zero tattoos of his own, married to a woman with many! I reckon my missus could go for something like this too. The shading on that isn't good, like most of the images of her. It really has to be clear of shadows. I already have Rocket, Groot, Yondu on my lower leg. Oh aye, and Loki and the Grandmaster on my upper leg, so need something there to complete it. Ideally, if I can't get a good one of her, I would go for Cate Blanchett as Hela, but the headpiece would be a nightmare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: If you want to go to a reputable tattoo artist, you need to book months in advance these days. When I started getting them you could just walk in and get done then and there. Those days are long gone. I know roughly want I want as I have a general theme going on on my left leg. I will go in and discuss it with my artist in the next few weeks now. Thanks for the reply. Every day is a school day etc.................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: I would go for Cate Blanchett as Hela, but the headpiece would be a nightmare. I didn't know they would tattoo you there. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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