Leith Green Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 21 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: (At risk of this being one for the terrible patter list) I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Thats certainly more comprehensive than my "Coffee followed by a shite" routine. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 21 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: (At risk of this being one for the terrible patter list) I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. I had assumed this was some kind of joke, but having read it again, I have a feeling you might be serious. The cosmetics and advertising industries must reach for the Kleenex thinking of folk with your daily habits. "water activated gel cleanser..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I had assumed this was some kind of joke, but having read it again, I have a feeling you might be serious. The cosmetics and advertising industries must reach for the Kleenex thinking of folk with your daily habits. "water activated gel cleanser..." 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I had assumed this was some kind of joke, but having read it again, I have a feeling you might be serious. The cosmetics and advertising industries must reach for the Kleenex thinking of folk with your daily habits. "water activated gel cleanser..." Maybe fire it into Google mate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennie makevin Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 On 18/11/2023 at 19:36, Richey Edwards said: Someone at sometime thought let's build a new town with absolutely no history and no heritage and put a load of roundabouts in it. Good Lord sir.....The Monty.....The Loupin on Stane.....etbloodycetra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennie makevin Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 On 18/11/2023 at 17:08, Mark Connolly said: I can't think of anyone from East Kilbride who isn't an arsehole. Dr Liam Fox MP ??? Super Ally McCoist ???? Blythe Duff ???? The Von Trapps ????? Arseholes ????? Think again !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, kennie makevin said: Dr Liam Fox MP ??? Super Ally McCoist ???? Blythe Duff ???? The Von Trapps ????? Arseholes ????? Think again !!!! I give you Lorraine Kelly and Muriel Gray. There's no coming back from that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 15 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Maybe fire it into Google mate... Nah. If I put something like that into Google I'll be bombarded with adverts for similar products. We've got soap and access to hot and cold water. That's plenty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Nah. If I put something like that into Google I'll be bombarded with adverts for similar products. We've got soap and access to hot and cold water. That's plenty! More likely to be bombarded with adverts for films from the year 2000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halbeath Raith Rover Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 24 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Nah. If I put something like that into Google I'll be bombarded with adverts for similar products. We've got soap and access to hot and cold water. That's plenty! I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Halbeath Raith Rover said: I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. 'S ok. You can console yourself with thoughts of how well the Rovers are doing this season. (My "wee" team .) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted November 30, 2023 Author Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: 'S ok. You can console yourself with thoughts of how well the Rovers are doing this season. (My "wee" team .) You like Huey Lewis and the News? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: 'S ok. You can console yourself with thoughts of how well the Rovers are doing this season. (My "wee" team .) Don't you have some video tapes to return? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: You like Huey Lewis and the News? I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Just now, Derry Alli said: Don't you have some video tapes to return? I think I've still got a video off the telly of the away fixture against Bayern. The player is gathering dust in the garage though. My Blockbuster account was fully up to date when the local branch closed. Towards the end it was more like a sweets and popcorn shop though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said: 'S ok. You can console yourself with thoughts of how well the Rovers are doing this season. (My "wee" team .) Rangers AND Raith Rovers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Rangers AND Raith Rovers! Be fair ... at least it's not Cowden! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted November 30, 2023 Author Share Posted November 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Be fair ... at least it's not Cowden! Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Colin Cameron was appointed in 2011, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole club had a clear, crisp vision, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gave the place a big boost. They've been compared to East Fife, but I think Cowdenbeath has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I think I've still got a video off the telly of the away fixture against Bayern. The player is gathering dust in the garage though. My Blockbuster account was fully up to date when the local branch closed. Towards the end it was more like a sweets and popcorn shop though. If you’re hungry you could always book a table at Dorsia. Edited November 30, 2023 by MazzyStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 American Psycho is by far the worst book I have ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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