effeffsee_the2nd Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) Authorities in China have warned that a new virus, known as "white lung pneumonia" is understood to be a new strain of something or other that has not previously been identified in humans. Signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties. C Is it time to stock up on those little surgical masks? toilet paper & sanitizer gel. Are we all completely fucked? Should we only drink between 12-6pm with a scotch egg and without music? Should I take the ivermectin I stockpiled for covid? Have any P&Bers ever been part of a worldwide pandemic China 'white lung' virus: Experts fear mystery illness could be caused by 'new pathogen' (msn.com) Edited December 5, 2023 by effeffsee_the2nd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Death by new new. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Time to cut the bottom off classroom doors. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomboomyards Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 We should have kept the pandas until we got assurance that this shit wasn't going to kick off again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Could do with another lockdown to get my finances in order again tbh 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Could do with another lockdown to get my finances in order again tbh I'm just sick of the sight of everyone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Sounds good, let's do this every 4 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 3 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Authorities in China have warned that a new virus, known as "white lung pneumonia" is understood to be a new strain of something or other that has not previously been identified in humans. Signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties. C Is it time to stock up on those little surgical masks? toilet paper & sanitizer gel. Are we all completely fucked? Should we only drink between 12-6pm with a scotch egg and without music? Should I take the ivermectin I stockpiled for covid? Have any P&Bers ever been part of a worldwide pandemic China 'white lung' virus: Experts fear mystery illness could be caused by 'new pathogen' (msn.com) Does it f**k with your eyes, because your post is really hard to read 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 4 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Authorities in China have warned that a new virus, known as "white lung pneumonia" is understood to be a new strain of something or other that has not previously been identified in humans. Signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties. C Is it time to stock up on those little surgical masks? toilet paper & sanitizer gel. Are we all completely fucked? Should we only drink between 12-6pm with a scotch egg and without music? Should I take the ivermectin I stockpiled for covid? Have any P&Bers ever been part of a worldwide pandemic China 'white lung' virus: Experts fear mystery illness could be caused by 'new pathogen' (msn.com) No. No. Substitute onion rings for scotch eggs then yes. No. Rings a bell. Was there a thread on here about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Michael W said: Time to cut the bottom off classroom doors. top of them this time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Is this a rumour started by manufacturers of man caves who are starting to feel the pinch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Is this a rumour started by manufacturers of man caves who are starting to feel the pinch? I’m hoping it gains traction before I have to go to the Post Office for sending Christmas presents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 15 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I’m hoping it gains traction before I have to go to the Post Office for sending Christmas presents. Is that the punishment these days? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Typical. Scotland qualify for the Euro's again and another lockdown on the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 (edited) Temu will deliver the virus to you in 7/10 days or credit a £5 to your account... saves catching it from a fellow human... I'm sure those who have a Google Medical Doctorate will appear and tell us the gory facts and causes.. Edit. I can't spel Edited December 6, 2023 by Bob in Denny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 White Lungs Matter #wlm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 10 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I’m hoping it gains traction before I have to go to the Post Office for sending Christmas presents. Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotiaNostra Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Daily briefings from Yousaf are something to look forward to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Euph? Not consciously, although maybe USPS could be an acronym. Unusually Sexy Patrick Stewart? @scottsdad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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