Cosmic Joe Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Apparently this is a trend in the West End of Glasgow (where else?). Aye or no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 It’s all ME ME ME with these dying c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Glasgow, land of the walking dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Could be a problem if the Coffin is air tight. Might need a 2nd funeral and it then gets expensive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 It could be a good idea for terminally ill people if the right to die is ever implemented in this country - which it hopefully will within my lifetime. Give someone a good send off while they're still alive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: It could be a good idea for terminally ill people if the right to die is ever implemented in this country - which it hopefully will within my lifetime. Give someone a good send off while they're still alive. Or to "kill 2 birds with 1 stone" Finish them off (Voluntarily) and then have the proper funeral at the same time to complete the event. Edited January 5 by superbigal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 16 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: It could be a good idea for terminally ill people if the right to die is ever implemented in this country - which it hopefully will within my lifetime. Give someone a good send off while they're still alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 When I die I want to be cremated, and then someone has to tip the ashes into a bin on a busy centre street (if legal) in full view of everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 I've always fancied a Scottish 'Towers of Silence' or sky burial type sendoff. For example, a simple elevated wooden platform inserted into a semi-ruined broch overlooking a distant firth and mountains would be fab. This will only be possible if @jamamafegan manages to include giers and vultures in his plans for the rewilding of Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 At least if there's a low turnout at your funeral when you're actually deid you obviously won't know or have to face the embarrassment. Would be a right boot in the stones in your last few days if you arranged a last hurrah and folk preferred to keep their lieu days from work for a football game or to wait in for their annual boiler check instead. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2426255 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Apparently this is a trend in the West End of Glasgow (where else?). Aye or no? https://news.sky.com/story/i-attended-my-own-funeral-how-living-funerals-are-changing-the-way-we-deal-with-death-13019402 Utter shite. I'm all for coming to terms with dying before death, but this is not for me. This persons instagram called it "the best day of her life" and a living FUN-eral" Edited January 5 by 2426255 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 What if I'm already dead on the inside? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Real life attempt for greenies in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 What next? Reliving your birth by squeezing yourself out of a massive fanny? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: What next? Reliving your birth by squeezing yourself out of a massive fanny? Makes you think about the psychosexual elements of the concept of the water flumes at the pool. Or maybe not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: What next? Reliving your birth by squeezing yourself out of a massive fanny? At Christmas, Scott was struggling to put on a new jumper he got. "This is like watching his birth again," I said as his head finally popped through. I meant to mutter it to myself but it came out more in the style of a public service announcement. My mum, wife and daughter were unimpressed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: Makes you think about the psychosexual elements of the concept of the water flumes at the pool. Or maybe not. Don't know about psychosexual, but a shot on the flumes is probably the closest anyone could ever come to recreating the real life birthing experience of Katie Price's weans firing out of her overstretched front bottom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 17 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Don't know about psychosexual, but a shot on the flumes is probably the closest anyone could ever come to recreating the real life birthing experience of Katie Price's weans firing out of her overstretched front bottom. Not sure I could sell a waterslide called ‘Jordan’s fanny’ in Chicago. I’d expect there to be a lot of initial interest, followed by much confusion, with several scary letters from His Airness’ lawyers along the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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