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Biggest bellend in Scottish fitba


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1 Derek Adams 
2 Scot Gardiner
3 Billy Dodds
4 Douglas Ross 
5 Neil Doncaster
6 Dougie Imrie
7 Kris Boyd
8 Declan Gallagher
9 Jim McIntyre  
10 John Beaton

Was debating whether to include Goodwillie but in the end chose not to - he's a vile c**t not a bellend.
 

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1 hour ago, Pens_Dark said:

Other than being slightly annoying sometimes, I don't get the hate for him or footy adventures. 

They talk up the Scottish game and I like that. 

There are a lot, lot worse characters in Scottish fitba than that Blair McNally, for sure.

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1. Jim McIntyre

2. David Goodwillie

3. David Robertson

4. Scott Gardiner

5. Kris Boyd

6. Pat Bonner

7. Kenny Mcintyre

8. Neil Doncaster

9. Douglas Ross

10. Billy Dodds

 

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6 hours ago, The Saintee said:

1. Ian " Flax " Flaherty

2. David Goodwillie

3. Graham Spiers

4. Ewan Murray

5. Derek Adams

6. Keith Jackson

7. Neil Doncaster

8. Douglas Ross

9. Alan Preston

10. Barry Ferguson 

Saw that name at No.1. Only know of Flaxy through his time in the juniors, and thought surely you didn’t have him on this list for anything he did there, so I googled him.
 

How the f**k did he talk his way into a very senior role with you guys coming from Scone fucking Thistle??? And what’s he done to wind you up? (Maybe I’ve just answered my own question.) 

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50 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said:

Keith Jackson

Jim Traynor

Willie McKay

 

Add they c***s

Jim Traynor is easily one of the most despicable creatures ever to be associated with Scottish football but thankfully I don’t think he’s involved any more.

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2 hours ago, Junior_Arab said:

Saw that name at No.1. Only know of Flaxy through his time in the juniors, and thought surely you didn’t have him on this list for anything he did there, so I googled him.
 

How the f**k did he talk his way into a very senior role with you guys coming from Scone fucking Thistle??? And what’s he done to wind you up? (Maybe I’ve just answered my own question.) 

I've no idea how he managed ( mates with Steve Brown ?) it but he did his level best to ruin the club while he was here.

c**t was playing Football Manager in real life.

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On 21/01/2024 at 17:13, Jives Miguel said:

1. Brian Graham

2. Kenny Shiels

3. Derek Adams

4. Billy Dodds

5. Craig Levein 

6. Allan McGregor

7. Walter Smith

8. Alfredo Morelos 

9. Gary Caldwell

10. Paul Hartley 

I loathe the Evil Two as much as anyone but including Walter Smith is harsh.

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1 hour ago, kennie makevin said:

Unless we have a posthumous bellends thread. He was it must not be forgotten a potty mouthed little bully.

And a religious bigot.  
 

Keith Jackson is absolutely up there too.   There’s actually quite a lot.  Apologies to Euan Murray, who previously I indicated was in a league of his own. 

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1. Neil Doncaster

He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.

2. Andrew Dallas

He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.

3. Douglas Ross

Fat, money-grabbing, spineless Tory f**k. Might actually be a decent linesman.

4/5. Willie Millar

He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.

4/5. Pat Bonner

He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.

6. Tommy Wright

He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.

7. Jane Lewis

She’s, eh, a slevering, eh, mess.

8. Derek Adams

A fat fucking weirdo. Jamie Hamill didn’t hit him hard enough.

9. Billy Dodds

Ayrshire **** are unacceptable. 

10. Andy Walker

He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.

 

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I want to include Cantwell but tbh I just pity him, he really tries to be hated but it just doesn’t work. I can’t wait for his toddler esque tantrum next time he gets hooked after an hour of getting bossed around by whatever Celtic midfielder he gets anywhere close to at Ibrox. 
 

Mick Kennedy 

Paul Slane

John Hartson 

Ewan Cameron 

David Martindale 

Tory Doug

“Fraz” “Journalist” “ITK” Fletcher 

Simon Ferry 

Steven Naismith 

Tom English

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13 hours ago, The Saintee said:

I've no idea how he managed ( mates with Steve Brown ?) it but he did his level best to ruin the club while he was here.

c**t was playing Football Manager in real life.

Funnily enough, he also got pretty friendly with the chairman of one of his junior teams. Who also happened to be something of a construction magnate. Better than LinkedIn, this football lark. 

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