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Post your top 10 bellends currently in Scottish fitba, be that players, managers, chairmen, or pundits. 

A number 1 vote gets 10 points, number 10 place gets 1, I'll give folk until Friday midday and by the end of the week we will have our Official Top 10 Scottish Fitba Bellends as voted by the fine people of Pie and Bovril. 

I'll give mine some thought, but as this post was inspired by Derek Adams' latest interview, it's hard to see my number 1 spot going to anyone else. 

Posted

The 20 neds from Alloa who thought they were hard because they attacked two teenage Edinburgh City fans but apparently shite it when Hamilton visit get my vote. 

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1. Jim McIntyre

2. Kris Boyd

3. Dougie Imrie 

4. Pat Bonner

5. Derek Adams

6. Tom English

7. James Tavernier

8. Lawrence Shankland

9. Footy Adventures, Sam North

10. Peter Pawlett

Posted (edited)

1: Kenny McIntyre

2: Alan Preston

3: Steven Naismith

4: Derek Adams

5: Kenny Miller

6: Kris Boyd

7: Lawrence Shankland 

8: Billy Dodds

9: Si Ferry

10: Neil Doncaster 

 

 

Edited by EastFife_Hibee
Posted (edited)

All time? Holy f**k that will be hard.

1 - Douglas Ross. Leader of the Scottish tories, you don’t need to give any further explanation.

2 - Paul Gascogne. Battered his wife black and blue and Rangers fans laud him as a hero.

3 - Neil Lennon. Just a knob. (However I have felt sympathy for some of the shite he’s had to deal with).

4 - Malkay Mackay

5 - Derek Adams

No commentary needed on these 2.

6 - Pat McGinlay. Hated him at Hibs.

7 - Nakamura. Just a cheat.

8 - David Goodwillie (probably should rank rape above diving but never mind).

9 - Vladimir Romanov. Very funny.

10 - Charles Chucky Green. Robbed Rangers fans blind and was celebrated doing so. (In fact he’s probably more of a legend than a bellend).

Edited by Sortmeout
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Really from a supporters side these lists should include all the terrible owners - Massone, the guy At Dunfermline, the guy at Morton etc..

Posted
53 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said:

James Tavernier is an animal abuser. Ryan Jack, Scott Wright, Conor Goldson, John Lundstram, Todd Cantwell, John Beaton, Andy Halliday, Philippe Clement.

I see some kind of pattern with your selections :lol: 

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  1. Douglas Ross
  2. Alan "Biscuits" Preston
  3. Derek Adam
  4. Tam Cowan
  5. Kenny MacIntyre
  6. Chick Young
  7. Brendan Rodgers
  8. James Tavernier
  9. Todd Cantwell
  10. Billy Dodds
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34 minutes ago, Sortmeout said:

All time? Holy f**k that will be hard.

1 - Douglas Ross. Leader of the Scottish tories, you don’t need to give any further explanation.

2 - Paul Gascogne. Battered his wife black and blue and Rangers fans laud him as a hero.

3 - Neil Lennon. Just a knob. (However I have felt sympathy for some of the shite he’s had to deal with).

4 - Malkay Mackay

5 - Derek Adams

No commentary needed on these 2.

6 - Pat McGinlay. Hated him at Hibs.

7 - Nakamura. Just a cheat.

8 - David Goodwillie (probably should rank rape above diving but never mind).

9 - Vladimir Romanov. Very funny.

10 - Charles Chucky Green. Robbed Rangers fans blind and was celebrated doing so. (In fact he’s probably more of a legend than a bellend).

Needs to be current folk 

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1. Kris Boyd

2. Kris Boyd

3. Kris Boyd

4. Kris Boyd

5. Kris Boyd

6. Kris Boyd

7. Kris Boyd

8. Kris Boyd

9. Ryan Jack

10. Scott Wright

Special mention for Todd Cantwell, who just misses out on the top ten. 

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1. Neil Doncaster 

2. Neil Lennon

3. Graham  Spiers 

4. Chris Sutton 

5. Scott Broon

6. Hugh Keevins

7. Keith Jackson 

8. Craig Levein

9. Zander Clark's beard

10. That footy adventures guy

 

 

 

 

 

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