ICTChris Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 (edited) A groundbreaking study has identified that IQ is negatively correlated with penile length. The study shows that the higher your IQ, the smaller your penis. https://www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-3816362/v1 Enjoy that the study was co-authored by Cuntong Wang. It hasn’t been peer reviewed (yet) so there remains hope for the modestly endowed boffins. Which P&Bers are highly intelligent with a teeny weeny and who is a drooling moron with a massive schlong? Also, who asked for this research? What possible applications could it have? Strange stuff. Edited February 19 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A groundbreaking study has identified that IQ is negatively correlated with penile length. The study shows that the higher your IQ, the smaller your penis. https://www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-3816362/v1 Enjoy that the study was co-authored by Cuntong Wang. The study hasn’t been peer reviewed (yet) so there remains hope for the modestly endowed boffins. Which P&Bers are highly intelligent with a teeny weeny and who is a drooling moron with a massive schlong? Also, who asked for this study? What possible applications could it have? Strange stuff. I keep winning the pub quiz but I'm banned from wearing shorts in the pub... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 But what about any boffins that wear size 12 shoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Interesting that they only looked at flaccid length. Erect data were available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: was co-authored by Cuntong Wang. Spoiler Why you looking this stuff up Chris? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 19 Author Share Posted February 19 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Interesting that they only looked at flaccid length. Erect data were available. Factors Influencing the Level of Erect Penis in Men: A Comprehensive Analysis of the 'shower v grower' paradox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Factors Influencing the Level of Erect Penis in Men: A Comprehensive Analysis of the 'shower v grower' paradox The angle of the dangle = the heat of the meat x the sag of the sack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: Reveal hidden contents Why you looking this stuff up Chris? Also someone called Wangding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 2 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Also someone called Wangding. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Awaiting the peer review from Dr. Long Duck Dong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Science is unimportant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 19 Author Share Posted February 19 Quote In a flaccid state, controlling for consistent girth, penile length negatively correlates with IQ (P < 0.001). Quote However, in the fully erect state, the correlation between penile length and IQ reverses: a longer erect length corresponds to a higher IQ when girth is constant (P < 0.001) (see Table 3 Models 2 and 3, and Table 4 Models 2 and 3). A comparison of standardized coefficients (Table 4 Model 3) indicates that the regression coefficient for erect penile length (0.07) is lower than the absolute value for flaccid length (-0.08, P < 0.001), suggesting a stronger correlation between flaccid length and IQ. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Whole load of alarms going off when this phrase appears, though : interethnic comparison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 ^^^ Appropriate user name for a thicko IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 19 Author Share Posted February 19 31 minutes ago, Dan Steele said: Whole load of alarms going off when this phrase appears, though : interethnic comparison. It seems that the study was done using data collected by some rather notorious figures, including this guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lynn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 This is a strange one, I'm extremely intelligent, yet my penis is just over 8 inches in length (hard). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 @Girth 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 I’m very intelligent and all the girls I’ve slept with say the big ones hurt anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: I’m very intelligent and all the girls I’ve slept with say the big ones hurt anyway A woman once said to me "Who do you think you'll satisfy with that wee thing? I said me." Edited February 19 by Sergeant Wilson 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A woman once said to me "Who do you think you'll satisfy with that wee thing? I said me." Which Irvine Welsh book is that from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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