Richey Edwards Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 How do you tell these two places apart? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Great thread Richey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 The modern kilt was invented in Lancashire not Lanarkshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 I have never heard of Lanarkshire Hotpot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Lanarkshire...buckfast. Lancashire...cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 (edited) Lancashire doesn't actually exist. It is just how English people pronounce Lanarkshire via their failure to roll the 'r'. Edited July 13 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 There are extremely kunty parts of Lanarkshire with defined ‘Old Firm leanings’… there aren’t in Lancashire. Therefore… Lancashire 1 Lanarkshire 0. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 To my knowledge, Curly Watts has never fucked Lanarkshire. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 6 minutes ago, pozbaird said: There are extremely kunty parts of Lanarkshire with defined ‘Old Firm leanings’… there aren’t in Lancashire. Therefore… Lancashire 1 Lanarkshire 0. Burnley did manage to elect a couple of BNP councillors at one point tho, so I’d call it a dishonorable draw. I lived in Bolton for a bit, it’s nice enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphy1970 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Orange walks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 I've never seen a gang of football dwarves in Lanarkshire. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 13 Author Share Posted July 13 54 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: Great thread Richey. Come back tomorrow for Walsall vs Warsaw 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 13 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Come back tomorrow for Walsall vs Warsaw Both languages impenetrable but more J’s and Z’s in the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Lancashire: lost the War of the Roses to Yorkshire Lanarkshire: didn't The RAF had the Lancaster bomber. Parts of Lanarkshire look like they've been bombed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: Lancashire: lost the War of the Roses to Yorkshire Lanarkshire: didn't The RAF had the Lancaster bomber. Parts of Lanarkshire look like they've been bombed. Burt Lanark is a crap name for a movie star. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 22 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Burt Lanark is a crap name for a movie star. By the same token, Lancas would be pretty pish for an Alasdair Gray novel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 One is Lancs, the other is manks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 One has a Royal house, the other has a Stonehouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 A distinct lack of flat caps, whippets and rugby league in Lanarkshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Lancashire has (had?) Jay Slater, Lanarkshire has me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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