Richey Edwards Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 22 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: When someone else has clearly sat at your desk at work: Using someone else's desk is unhygienic. That's how you get the shits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 8 hours ago, BFTD said: I wonder which of the ingredients stopped being available in the seven years it was off the shelves. Unobtanium. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I still rip them apart because the cap being attached is a pain in the arse. I usually do as well but then it jags you in the face when you take a drink. You can’t win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 41 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Using someone else's desk is unhygienic. That's how you get the shits. When God was a boy, I worked at a business with a few hundred employees and customers hotdesking constantly, using the same keyboards and mice for years without them ever being cleaned. Mentioned that it might be a good idea to get them regularly sanitised, but was ignored. At a meeting with management, I brought up the fact that all the peripherals would be absolutely hoaching with arse bacteria considering how few people actually wash their hands, and brought along the results of a few studies I'd found to back me up. Most were horrified and disgusted, with their solution being that I should never, ever bring this up again as it was disgusting to think about. "I eat my lunch at my desk, you know" was one angry comment. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 21 minutes ago, BFTD said: When God was a boy, I worked at a business with a few hundred employees and customers hotdesking constantly, using the same keyboards and mice for years without them ever being cleaned. Mentioned that it might be a good idea to get them regularly sanitised, but was ignored. At a meeting with management, I brought up the fact that all the peripherals would be absolutely hoaching with arse bacteria considering how few people actually wash their hands, and brought along the results of a few studies I'd found to back me up. Most were horrified and disgusted, with their solution being that I should never, ever bring this up again as it was disgusting to think about. "I eat my lunch at my desk, you know" was one angry comment. Folk who eat stinking reheated meals at their desk in an open office A thousand (arse bacteria) plagues on their houses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 5 hours ago, MazzyStar said: Buying meal deals from M&S - are you mental? Only option that day...Marmite?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 7 hours ago, johnnydun said: Think you've been Woosh Woooooshed. I wasn't sure tbh. Hence the one-footed slide rather than a Porteous 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Mumblerap. Might be going a bit "no, its the children who are wrong" but if, say, something in the cheesy 80s Slick Rick style storytime or some of the harsher 90s stuff came on in the car I'd leave on in the radio. Anything sounding like the 00s/10s examples below id be switching off as fast as humanly possible 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 17 hours ago, BFTD said: I wonder which of the ingredients stopped being available in the seven years it was off the shelves. Probably none, but they’ll be looking to avoid the sugar tax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 8 hours ago, BFTD said: When God was a boy, I worked at a business with a few hundred employees and customers hotdesking constantly, using the same keyboards and mice for years without them ever being cleaned. Mentioned that it might be a good idea to get them regularly sanitised, but was ignored. At a meeting with management, I brought up the fact that all the peripherals would be absolutely hoaching with arse bacteria considering how few people actually wash their hands, and brought along the results of a few studies I'd found to back me up. Most were horrified and disgusted, with their solution being that I should never, ever bring this up again as it was disgusting to think about. "I eat my lunch at my desk, you know" was one angry comment. Mouses surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Banik Ostrava's penalty efforts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Banik Ostrava's penalty efforts. Saw them live at the playhouse last Wednesday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 16 minutes ago, philpy said: Saw them live at the playhouse last Wednesday. I hope they were better then than they were last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 57 minutes ago, hk blues said: Mouses surely? I'd no idea that the plural of mouse is debated; I wonder when that shit started. Never heard anyone refer to 'mouses' before. Apparently there are also eejits who say that it isn't a mouse if it's wireless I propose solving this conflict by calling them 'mousey click clicks'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Mouses surely? 17 minutes ago, BFTD said: I'd no idea that the plural of mouse is debated It’s meeces 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Which leads to another CAH, crappy remakes of cartoons, films, TV series. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 26 minutes ago, BFTD said: I'd no idea that the plural of mouse is debated; I wonder when that shit started. Never heard anyone refer to 'mouses' before. Apparently there are also eejits who say that it isn't a mouse if it's wireless I propose solving this conflict by calling them 'mousey click clicks'. I wasn't sure so I googled - apparently both are acceptable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 18 hours ago, TheScarf said: Scousers calling everything ‘boss’. But they are redeemed by the insult ‘soft lad’ which imo is a fantastic put down which invokes the most illogical seethe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Steve Clarke's continued employment as Scotland manager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 As we're inevitably doing accents, Estuary English drove me f**king mad for years when I lived among it. Not even the Glasgow Uni accent beats that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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