Doormin Posted Monday at 06:04 Share Posted Monday at 06:04 8 hours ago, velo army said: This is heartbreaking if true as I love the fella. I'd love to take Mater Army to see him in Maastricht. That looks teckle. It was a bit unnerving in person. Most likely due to the fact I loved all the 'romance' of the videos but the harsh reality of it in person was I went with a girl I really had no ambition of a future with so just sat there pretending PSA is not for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted Monday at 06:18 Share Posted Monday at 06:18 I bought the meal for 4 special in Pizza Hut yesterday even thought there were only 3 of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted Monday at 07:10 Share Posted Monday at 07:10 50 minutes ago, hk blues said: I bought the meal for 4 special in Pizza Hut yesterday even thought there were only 3 of us. Were so posh that we buy the meal for one when there are two of us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted Monday at 07:11 Share Posted Monday at 07:11 Just now, strichener said: Were so posh that we buy the meal for one when there are two of us! You should have given me a shout - I could have given you the extra 1 from ours. Well, the Pepsi at least. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted Monday at 07:35 Share Posted Monday at 07:35 10 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: I am actually in the beetroot business. I supply to all the big stores, this helps fund my lavish lifestyle (big house and a jag). Therefore I myself am fairly posh. However, one of my pals has a place in Kenya, east of Mombasa where I like to go on holiday. I’ve got a boat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted Monday at 07:39 Share Posted Monday at 07:39 (edited) It's absolutely mental that people would have access to a device that allows you to easily clean the dry shite from your arsehole and then choose not to use it. Hoop cleaning etiquette in this part of the world is shameful. Edited Monday at 07:48 by Barry Ferguson's Hat 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted Monday at 07:44 Share Posted Monday at 07:44 Ive been in the same room as Princess Diana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted Monday at 07:48 Share Posted Monday at 07:48 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: I recently went on a cruise to India and back, paid extra for a port side cabin on the way out, and a starboard one on the way home. Nothing posh about it though. If it hadn’t been for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang I would never had got that reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted Monday at 07:50 Share Posted Monday at 07:50 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive been in the same room as Princess Diana. Stalking thread for this pish. (Pish wanted to autocorrect to posh - is this AI on P&B?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted Monday at 07:50 Share Posted Monday at 07:50 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive been in the same room as Princess Diana. Loads of men have been, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted Monday at 07:54 Share Posted Monday at 07:54 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive been in the same room as Princess Diana. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted Monday at 07:55 Share Posted Monday at 07:55 I went for a sh*t at House of Bruar. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted Monday at 08:08 Share Posted Monday at 08:08 Been to one of Heston's fancy restaurants in that there London. Also use Kettle chips for my crisp pieces. Can't get posher than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted Monday at 08:09 Share Posted Monday at 08:09 12 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: I went for a sh*t at House of Bruar. Did they have a bidet? If so, did you wash any dry sh*t off your arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted Monday at 08:13 Share Posted Monday at 08:13 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: Did they have a bidet? If so, did you wash any dry sh*t off your arse? The toilet assistant wiped my arse with a pair of burgundy cords. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted Monday at 08:20 Share Posted Monday at 08:20 5 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: The toilet assistant wiped my arse with a pair of burgundy cords. At least they found a use for them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted Monday at 10:21 Share Posted Monday at 10:21 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive been in the same room as Princess Diana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted Monday at 10:29 Share Posted Monday at 10:29 2 hours ago, stevieKTID said: I went for a sh*t at House of Bruar. I've been racking my brain but I cannot think of anything I've done that could be labelled 'posh'. However, many years ago, I took my girlfriend (now Mrs. F_P) for a drive around Perthshire and we ended up at House of Bruar where we went for a stroll in the woods and enjoyed a bit of 'al fresco friskiness' amongst the trees. We were picking pine needles out of our underpinnings for hours. I don't consider an outdoor shag at HoB as posh though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted Monday at 10:30 Share Posted Monday at 10:30 I went to the theatre on Saturday night to see "Ghost: The Musical". A classy affair that peaked with Les Dennis stealing the show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted Monday at 10:31 Share Posted Monday at 10:31 For clarity, Princess Diana was very much alive at the time. I waved at her and she did looked at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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