KnightswoodBear Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 It's positively tumescent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 It's positively tumescent I don't know what means, but I'm going to assume it's utter filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 In the mood now... 1- People who don't think a queue applies to them. Was in tax office yesterday, got ticket and waited my turn. The number of people who interrupted the 1 staff dealing with queries- unbelievable. 2- Shop staff chatting when a long line of customers waiting at cash desk. I kid you not, was in department store last week, long line waiting to pay. Yet there were 4 or 5 groups of staff dotted around the store chatting. Some even 'hiding' behind displays playing on phones. Livid! What joys will today bring? Moany faced auld duffers thread for this pish? Point number 2 is a right b*****d in my local co-op. Grannies working on the tills talking to people while you stand waiting in the cue. Usually just go in and pick up a few things so standing behind awkwardly trying to hold everything while the till wifey blabs on forever to whoever she's serving. Pain in the fucking arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'm with you on this one. Only people in the armed forces should be on "annual leave". I always get asked if I'm on annual leave or flexi leave so I always use one or the other. It's a fucking ridiculous thing to get annoyed about IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I always get asked if I'm on annual leave or flexi leave so I always use one or the other. It's a fucking ridiculous thing to get annoyed about IMO. The above two options aside I also have core working. #winning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Nothing says safety like a low powered blinking light you can barely see from 10 ft away... matched with black clothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur..." Woof, woof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Pretty much all Americanisms... Current 'favourite' is the phrase "I don't love it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 After starting to cook realising that you have run out of something fundamental. Stock cubes, herbs, spices, oil, stuff like that. The effort of buying all the ingredients for your meal and you don't have any fucking salt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 You always have a salty liquid handy. Turns out you don't need salt to make a roll and bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 After starting to cook realising that you have run out of something fundamental. Stock cubes, herbs, spices, oil, stuff like that. The effort of buying all the ingredients for your meal and you don't have any fucking salt! My missus never adds salt when cooking nowadays, neither do we add it at the table. Can't say that it diminishes the taste of any of the dishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 During the pre-game lineups when teams and the officialsshake hands, players doing those high thumb-around-thumb handshakes rather than normal fucking handshakes. Absolute scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 matched with black clothing. And a weird inability to follow road signs and markings.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Really cold/snowy outside. Have heating on full pelt (have had for a few hours now) but just can't warm up. Thinking of going to bed just to try and get a heat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Really cold/snowy outside. Have heating on full pelt (have had for a few hours now) but just can't warm up. Thinking of going to bed just to try and get a heat! Try putting some clothes on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Try putting some clothes on. Or closing the windows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Or closing the windows Just don't shut the curtains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Or closing the windows That's actually a decent shout - when I came upstairs I noticed the bathroom window was open (now closed) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 ^^ Leonard. Have you seen the burds Leonard has had on that show? Lucky specky geek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Penny was not attractive at any point after S4 HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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