Swarley Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Its life in the fast lane for me. Any recommendations how to invest my £2.49 winnings? £1 each way on France to win Euros, 49p on Griezmann to be tournaments top scorer. Should net you about 32p profit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Its life in the fast lane for me. Any recommendations how to invest my £2.49 winnings? A copy of The Sport, 6 bags of Space Raiders, and a pair of these 49p Disney Frozen specs.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, throbber said: . I screen shat it at the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, throbber said: My favourite win last season was a 2 pound bet on win and btts for Aberdeen when they beat Celtic 2-1 at pittodrie and Everton when they beat Chelsea and Naismith scored a hat trick. I screen shat it at the time but must have the pic. We would dearly like to see that image. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Just now, throbber said: My favourite win last season was a 2 pound bet on win and btts for Aberdeen when they beat Celtic 2-1 at pittodrie and Everton when they beat Chelsea and Naismith scored a hat trick. I screen shat it at the time but must have the pic. Keyboard warrior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: I did - I will find the pic if you don't believe me. I wasn't disbelieving you, I was laughing at your mistype. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I wasn't disbelieving you, I was laughing at your mistype. I don't think it was a mistype 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Of course it wasn't a mis type - what was I going to say? I screen shotted it? Well I wouldn't say "screen shat it" but maybe that's just me....... and everyone else in P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, throbber said: Of course it wasn't a mis type - what was I going to say? I screen shotted it? Well, the normal course of action would be to say " I took a screen shot of it". But we know you're not normal, throbber, and we love you for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Rugster said: One thing we vowed not to do was get one of those signs. Poncey as f**k. I got one when the wee man was born, knowing full well how wanky it looks and despite my wife insisting she didn't want it, because I'm a paranoid wreck of a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Sorry for trying to have a laugh on a Friday Don't let it get you down. Go and listen to some Bob Marley and chill out. I recommend I Shat The Sheriff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I got one when the wee man was born, knowing full well how wanky it looks and despite my wife insisting she didn't want it, because I'm a paranoid wreck of a man. It demonstrates that you wear the troosers though, which is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 The rapey wotsit eater was a master of Shatting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: It demonstrates that you wear the troosers though, which is good. I do often wear trousers, yes. Also jeans frequently and occasionally shorts. If lounging at home I mainly wear jogging bottoms. At formal events I will occasionally be found in a kilt. Thanks for your interest in my sartorial decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I do often wear trousers, yes. Also jeans frequently and occasionally shorts. If lounging at home I mainly wear jogging bottoms. At formal events I will occasionally be found in a kilt. Thanks for your interest in my sartorial decisions. I wouldn't be lounging around at home too much if I were you. I'd be continually en guarde for the fruityloop neighbour making her move - any update on that incidentally? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: I wouldn't be lounging around at home too much if I were you. I'd be continually en guarde for the fruityloop neighbour making her move - any update on that incidentally? Who do you think has been posting on Pete's account for the last 4 months? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: I wouldn't be lounging around at home too much if I were you. I'd be continually en guarde for the fruityloop neighbour making her move - any update on that incidentally? Last night I saw her. I was forced to. Her indoors was outdoors for a change so me and Pete Jnr were home alone with the twa dugs (her fucking dugs, no' ma fuckin' dugs!). The wee fulla was knackered so put him to bed early and sat my fat arse down on the sofa to relax when mutt number 1 starts whining like f**k. Tried ignoring it but it wasn't stopping and it was obvious he needed out. Usually they don't get their last walk until 10 or so and this was only the back of 8, I'd been planning to take them out once the wife was home. So as he was sleeping and I didn't want to do a McCann, nor did I want the dug to shite the floor, in desperation I chapped next door and asked her to sit in mine for five minutes. I made sure the dug shat as quick as possible for fear I'd return to find the locks changed and her squatting in my house, raising my son as her own. Hadn't seen her otherwise for some time now, which was nice. Now that I've been forced into contact with her though it'll likely be a way for her to try and speak to us more often again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Last night I saw her. I was forced to. Her indoors was outdoors for a change so me and Pete Jnr were home alone with the twa dugs (her fucking dugs, no' ma fuckin' dugs!). The wee fulla was knackered so put him to bed early and sat my fat arse down on the sofa to relax when mutt number 1 starts whining like f**k. Tried ignoring it but it wasn't stopping and it was obvious he needed out. Usually they don't get their last walk until 10 or so and this was only the back of 8, I'd been planning to take them out once the wife was home. So as he was sleeping and I didn't want to do a McCann, nor did I want the dug to shite the floor, in desperation I chapped next door and asked her to sit in mine for five minutes. I made sure the dug shat as quick as possible for fear I'd return to find the locks changed and her squatting in my house, raising my son as her own. Hadn't seen her otherwise for some time now, which was nice. Now that I've been forced into contact with her though it'll likely be a way for her to try and speak to us more often again. More likely is her throwing wine gums laced with laxatives over the fence to get you out the house ahead of schedule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: More likely is her throwing wine gums laced with laxatives over the fence to get you out the house ahead of schedule. Do dogs eat wine gums? If she did that, it would give me the runs as I fucking love wine gums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I would have assumed you'd be smart enough to not eat wine gums apparently flying into your garden. Auntie Sanchez had a dog that ate paint once, wine gums would surely be no problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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