Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[smpar]

Oh, my. 

To answer your question, yes, supermarkets do sell kale.

[Miguel Sanchez]

3 hours ago, Cerberus said:

I need to start a new one if I am going to drink straight from the neck. There are a lot of scabby people with weird germs around.

If you drink directly from milk bottles in your work you should be sacked immediately.

2 hours ago, Deeboy said:

Que¿? 

Lettuce has a very distinctive smell.

 

I assumed you were talking about the smell of Mexican-style chicken on your fingers. Lettuce? The smell of lettuce? What the f**k is wrong with you?

As for being unable to find kale in shops, you still living in Govan? I think that would explain it.

[Deeboy]

I've never lived in Govan, I also have little need to be near lettuce in shops or anything alongside it either, hence why I have never seen kale in a supermarket (I assume).

if you can't smell lettuce I suggest it's you who has something wrong with you. 

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

You generally need to walk through fruit & veg in a shop of any size to get to any other products in-store.

There are many vegetables and foods which smell and leave a smell which lingers on the hands after handling them. Lettuce is not one of them.

[Shandon Par]

I'm away to wet my lettuce.

[Rugster]

Are people seriously trying to say lettuce doesn't have a smell? What the f**k is going on around here these days?

[1320Lichtie]

Are people seriously trying to say lettuce doesn't have a smell? What the f**k is going on around here these days?

Just smells fresh

I can't ever recall touching lettuce and the smell being on my hands though, apples smell too but if you touch one you're hardly sitting there saying fs I need to wash ma hands to get the apple smell off them

I can see what people are saying tbh

[smpar]

Are people seriously trying to say lettuce doesn't have a smell? What the f**k is going on around here these days?

Lettuce does have a smell. It just doesn't leave a smell when you've been touching it (fnarr).

[Shandon Par]

29 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Are people seriously trying to say lettuce doesn't have a smell? What the f**k is going on around here these days?

Dark days indeed but this is just the tip of the iceberg. 

[Mark Connolly]

3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Dark days indeed but this is just the tip of the iceberg. 

That's a little gem.

[smpar]

Lettuce has a subtle aroma to it. Therefore the smell should not Romaine.

Tomatoes fucking stink though.

You're just cherry-picking random foods now.

[Cerberus]

Smoothie's are rank.

It's like drinking bile.

[Mark Connolly]

4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Ian fucking Poulter

Further to this, Sir fucking Nick fucking Faldo.

Are Sky attempting to have a who's who of golfing c*nts on their commentary?

[Shandon Par]

What sort of man drinks smoothies? 

[Grim O'Grady]

DeeBoy is not as green as he is cabbage looking. Stop picking on him.

G-Bo

[Honest_Man#1]

400ml milk, 2x scoop whey, 1 tbsp smooth peanut butter, half mug of oats, 1 banana. Blended into a nice frothy thick shake.

I've given up trying to make whey taste nice.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

What sort of man drinks smoothies? 

Someone with no teeth.

[Deeboy]

1 minute ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

400ml milk, 2x scoop whey, 1 tbsp smooth peanut butter, half mug of oats, 1 banana. Blended into a nice frothy thick shake.

I've given up trying to make whey taste nice.

That gives me the fear. 

[Cerberus]

That sounds minging. I'd rather have human food tbh.

[Honest_Man#1]

Just now, Deeboy said:

That gives me the fear. 

Try it.

Then you'll truly know the fear. I'm used to it now, but it's not great I'll admit. Easy calories though and without it I'd still be built like the gable end of a sheet of A4.