paranoid android Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Irony, defined. I knew I'd get stick for getting it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Folk not knowing who Alan Bennett or Thora Hird are. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Folk not knowing who Alan Bennett or Thora Hird are. Madness. Sir, Sir, the last one's a ska group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 My girlfriend is away for the week but I have an exam and a shit load of hours at work. How much w**k time have you allocated yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Some waster cow in a nearby street is currently hanging out her window shouting at the mutant she breeds with. What kind of scum thinks this is acceptable behaviour at this hour? Do us all a favour and overdose ya oxygen thief. Nobody will miss you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Do us all a favour and overdose Stay classy, Gav. Given your penchant for lying, I however am struggling to not be sceptical any of it is actually happening at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Gav is clearly a fucking idiot. That's up there with the joke he made about sexual abuse last season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) I live in a four in a block and last night (1:30am) I heard one guy out the back shouting another guy's name. I thought the fella had the wrong house. It went on for a wee while until I heard another guy talking. It turns out the guy shouting is my neighbour and the guy he was shouting was the neighbour above him. So I don't know one of my neighbours' name and (as I looked out to se who the guy was shouting) I would have walked past my other neighbour if I saw him in the street as I hadn't a clue who the guy was. I'm clearly very social with my neighbours. Anyway, from what I kind of overheard I'm assuming the guy upstairs has had a leak or left the bath water running and the water was coming through the ceiling. Edited to say, this isn't a PTTGOMN, just that Gav's story reminded me. Edited July 2, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Folk shouting out of their windows at other folk is the minkiest of the minky. Come to think of it, I remember I started a top five minky things thread and the popo on here pulled it for the (over) use of the word minker. Bloody minks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Some times there is a good reason to be shouting out the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Gav is clearly a fucking idiot. That's up there with the joke he made about sexual abuse last season. Hardly that shocking a thing to read 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Hardly that shocking a thing to read I agree, arseholes need to spend a few weeks in re-hab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Folk who don't know how to wear a kilt properly. Your kneecaps should be visible, pull the fucking thing up!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Folk who don't know how to wear a kilt properly. Your kneecaps should be visible, pull the fucking thing up!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Gav is clearly a fucking idiot. That's up there with the joke he made about sexual abuse last season. The rest of your entourage in bed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Stay classy, Gav. Given your penchant for lying, I however am struggling to not be sceptical any of it is actually happening at all. Lying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Folk who don't know how to wear a kilt properly. Your kneecaps should be visible, pull the fucking thing up!! If I did that my cock would show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 If I did that my cock would show. ^^^^^ Facts you made up thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) I was selling tickets for a charity music night in the Howgate Centre and some thieving c**t stole a ticket off the table whilst I was talking to someone else. Edited July 2, 2016 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I was selling tickets for a charity music night in the Howgate Centre and some thieving c**t stole a ticket off the table whilst I was talking to someone else. He sounds like a right Rebel Rebel. Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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