DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Are you offering your training services to throbber? I'm a bit out of practice. I think you should take this one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: If I had to chose I would opt for the one with he most stubble. If you can get one in far enough so the stubble is rubbing your face then your gag reflex is good enough already. You should be a sword swallower on the Royal Mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: There's a guy in the office at my new job that's just used the phrase "uber urgent" on the phone to someone, and I think it might just have sucked any of the enthusiasm I had for the new role out of me. edit: The more I listen to him, he's one of these dicks that everything he says is a question, with the wee rise in the inflection of his voice at the end. Is he southern? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: If I had to chose I would opt for the one with he most stubble. That's a mistake you only make once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 15 minutes ago, throbber said: All smutty innuendos aside I want someone to try one of these nosh drinks and report back. What exactly are they? Smoothies or yoghurt drinks or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: Somewhere in between a breakfast shake and a fruit smoothie. I prefer the smoothie to actually be smooth then I can drink it down in a few gulps, this had wee bits of quinoa in it which left the most horrible of textures. I really don't like wasting food or drink I have paid for so was determined to finish this and I just couldn't as it was that bad. Considering I have combined all sorts of things in my smoothie machine and have drank it down no bother this shows how awful this product is. What did you expect from such a wanky sounding drink? Fucking quinoa in a smoothie! Outrageous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Somewhere in between a breakfast shake and a fruit smoothie. I prefer the smoothie to actually be smooth then I can drink it down in a few gulps, this had wee bits of quinoa in it which left the most horrible of textures. I really don't like wasting food or drink I have paid for so was determined to finish this and I just couldn't as it was that bad. Considering I have combined all sorts of things in my smoothie machine and have drank it down no bother this shows how awful this product is. Right give me a link to it on Tesco or somewhere. I am not googling "Nosh Drink" at work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: http://www.noshdetox.com/product-category/raw/ I can't find the one I consumed that had quinoa in it though. That doesn't help me with where I can buy one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Do you swallow this drink or spit it out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I bought mine from tesco rugster! It's not on their website. There's something fishy going on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Are they obliged to put everything they sell on their website Well I don't know, let's ask our resident Tesco champion @G_Man1985 I think you are trying to play a practical joke on someone making them go into a shop and ask for a Nosh!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Cream Cheese said: Is he southern? No. He is, however, a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Are they obliged to put everything they sell on their website Maybe they only put products on their site that people actually buy (you excepted, obviously) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Watching a film on your phone without earphones. ...If you are the Bellend that spent the ferry trip from Ardrossan to Brodick in the Observation Lounge watching a movie without your earphones so everyone had to listen to the soundtrack.......Please feel free to do a Maxwell over the side on the return trip.Ignorant Bellend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Watching a film on your phone without earphones. ... If you are the Bellend that spent the ferry trip from Ardrossan to Brodick in the Observation Lounge watching a movie without your earphones so everyone had to listen to the soundtrack....... Please feel free to do a Maxwell over the side on the return trip. Ignorant Bellend What was the movie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 f**k knows.......Was annoying and shouty soundtrack though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: f**k knows....... Was annoying and shouty soundtrack though Sounds like a Will Ferrell film? G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Watching a film on your phone without earphones. ... If you are the Bellend that spent the ferry trip from Ardrossan to Brodick in the Observation Lounge watching a movie without your earphones so everyone had to listen to the soundtrack....... Please feel free to do a Maxwell over the side on the return trip. Ignorant Bellend Arran is class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: edit: The more I listen to him, he's one of these dicks that everything he says is a question, with the wee rise in the inflection of his voice at the end. Hate this with a vengeance..imported from Oz and the States and now it's infected the south east of England. It'll be all over Scotland soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Watching a film on your phone without earphones. ...If you are the Bellend that spent the ferry trip from Ardrossan to Brodick in the Observation Lounge watching a movie without your earphones so everyone had to listen to the soundtrack.......Please feel free to do a Maxwell over the side on the return trip.Ignorant Bellend Don't understand why you didn't just tell him to put the fuckin sound off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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