GordonD Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 TV channels that flash up their channel ID partway through the ad breaks, so that you stop fast-forwarding only to find that the programme hasn't restarted yet, it's just more adverts or a trailer for something that isn't on until the following week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: People who wear baseball caps. c***s Even worse is the c***s who wear them back to front. G-Bo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 When a charger cable breaks and you have to wrap it around your phone/iPad and not touch it for a month while it charges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 hours ago, throbber said: "What's that yellow thing in the sky?" Homer Simp-sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Folk who applaud players whilst sitting watching fitba in the pub. At least when Americans applaud a plane landing, the pilot may actually hear them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Folk who applaud players whilst sitting watching fitba in the pub. At least when Americans applaud a plane landing, the pilot may actually hear them. I watched the film 'Rein of Fire' in America and at one point a man was applauded by the audience for standing up and shouting 'you kick that dragon's ass' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 34 minutes ago, Fudge said: I watched the film 'Rein of Fire' in America and at one point a man was applauded by the audience for standing up and shouting 'you kick that dragon's ass' Spoiler alert ffs. G-Bo -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Spoiler alert ffs. G-Bo Houses are burned (by dragons, not faulty electrics) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 54 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Jessicarennis-hill. Linguistically lazy fuckers. YES! This does my fucking head in. ALL THE TIME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rugster said: YES! This does my fucking head in. ALL THE TIME! I lived in England until I was about seven and was always correcting my Scottish parents on their pronunciations, thinking the locals were correct and my folks were wrong. Eg, "it's not Paul Weller it's Paul Wella". or "it's not vicar it's vicka". Edited August 5, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Rebecca is another one. Rebeccar Addlington. Wanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Does she charge for it? Another chance to use my joke. How much is it for a w**k Rebecca? It's the same for you as everybody else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I lived in England until I was about seven and was always correcting my Scottish parents on their pronunciations, thinking the locals were correct and my folks were wrong. Eg, "it's not Paul Weller it's Paul Wella". or "it's not vicar it's vicka". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I've just been informed that Silverburn have taped off lanes for man children playing Pokemon, so they don't stumble into the path of folk trying to do some shopping. I want a meteor to wipe every single person on this planet out. Quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I'm going to my cousin's wedding this weekend and I've been informed that none of her pals are attractive. I mean it's never stopped me before, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 In terms of lazy language, one that boils my piss is the way the past participle of "text" seems to have degenerated from "texted" to "text". It's even worse in a Glasgow accent where you've got that glottal stop thing happening: "I tex her last night, but she never tex me back till this morning..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Old people changing seats in the bus. An old dear's just got on and has been in four seats already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 32 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Old people changing seats in the bus. An old dear's just got on and has been in four seats already. Her piles are probably nipping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Her piles are probably nipping. Or pissed on the seats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, ajwffc said: Or pissed on the seats Nah, that was me, but I blamed her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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