Shandon Par Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Some friends of mine... Mrs kept her surname and the kids have the surname of one of the grandparents. Three surnames in one married family unit. I've never asked him to explain it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 09:56, Honest Saints Fan said: Diagnosed with a frozen shoulder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Let it go Zen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Walnut Whips (biting the top off with a bit of chocolate) is the only possible excuse for eating a walnut. I remember the days when there was also a walnut inside on the base; eating the base with the walnut and some creamy stuff was actually worth buying them for. I bit off the crusty tip, spit it away and try and sook the creaminess out. Any other behavior is gay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I bit off the crusty tip, spit it away and try and sook the creaminess out. Any other behavior is gay. AKA the felching technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 At the airport now. Tannoy to remain seated at the gate and boarding will commence soon by grouping. Cue heaps of people immediately standing up and waiting at the gate.We deserve to be extinct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Made a lovely pork casserole for dinner, and the wife's just covered hers with barbecue sauce without even tasting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Gone for a swim, just nipped back into the changing rooms which were empty, but some guy has left his brand new iPhone sitting on top of all of his stuff. Literally nothing is in a locker. Tempted to hand it into reception to teach the c*nt a lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Gone for a swim, just nipped back into the changing rooms which were empty, but some guy has left his brand new iPhone sitting on top of all of his stuff. Literally nothing is in a locker. Tempted to hand it into reception to teach the c*nt a lesson. Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym." If it's who's I think it is, he's in here with a girlfriend. So you might not be too far off. Could just arse about with the passcode and lock his phone for hours, that'll teach him for having an iPhone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, deej said: If it's who's I think it is, he's in here with a girlfriend. So you might not be too far off. Could just arse about with the passcode and lock his phone for hours, that'll teach him for having an iPhone. Hide his phone in a sock just to freak him out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Dick pic wallpaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Dick pic wallpaper. Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Made a lovely pork casserole for dinner, and the wife's just covered hers with barbecue sauce without even tasting it. Mine pours half a bottle of soy sauce over any stir fry I make before tasting. I'm tempted to stir a load of salt into her plate full before serving next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, deej said: Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? That was a suggestion. I'm largely ambivalent on the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? Either that or oor Miguel is getting confused with the Reasons to be Cheerful thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, deej said: Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? Miguel's living room wallpaper: (very NSFW, obviously) Spoiler 5 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Mine pours half a bottle of soy sauce over any stir fry I make before tasting. I'm tempted to stir a load of salt into her plate full before serving next time. An old girlfriend wouldn't eat without copious amounts of ketchup, to the point of tantrums. The wife's an upgrade TBF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Ketchup is fucking minging. I have a mate who puts it on everything he eats. Even baked beans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 My wife hasn't taken my surname. It's actually easier to change mine to hers over here but not sure I'd suit as my surname. Here in the Philippines, when a women gets married she takes the husband's name but her maiden name becomes her middle name. Children's middle name is the mother's maiden name. Keeps the feminists happy I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 12 hours ago, GTG_03 said: At the airport now. Tannoy to remain seated at the gate and boarding will commence soon by grouping. Cue heaps of people immediately standing up and waiting at the gate. We deserve to be extinct. Never understood this behaviour. I just sit down until the queue's gone then wander over. Also the idea of letting folk on rows 1-18 then 18-36 or whatever is ridiculous. Still leads to the aisles being clogged up while everyone puts their luggage away. Would make more sense to board the people on the window seats, then the middle seats, then the aisles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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