Lisa Cuddy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nudey mum type scenario post imo. It's not the nudity. It's the fact the milkman's already in there podgering her that's the issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Pint of cream?I'm stopping there. Please do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Washing machine is making some awful noises. Half expecting to find all my clothes torn to bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 16 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Washing machine is making some awful noises. Half expecting to find all my clothes torn to bits. Have you seen the cat recently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Two kids and not one of them even remotely looking like going to sleep. Not amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Mine has just fallen over in her wee bouncy chair after 3 hours of restlessness. Chickens not being counter but might ok till 2330 ish I'd like to say good luck but I got my own issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Have you not heard of hot milk, honey and a drop of whisky? You young parents don't know you're born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 On the bus home from the pub and there's a group of three folk heading back from a gig that clearly haven't been introduced to deodorant. Minkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 The fucking nick of this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40748557 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, Markka said: On the bus home from the pub You know how to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 You know how to live. When I say home i mean local boozer. The bus was going to East Kilbride which probably explains the stench. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Have you not heard of hot milk, honey and a drop of whisky? You young parents don't know you're born. Firstly I'm 42 and secondly none of those wee buggers are getting so much as a drop of my drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Grandad's dog had a stroke last night. Unfortunately the vet is recommending putting him down and my grandad is distraught at the thought of it. Poor wee b*****d died this afternoon. I miss him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Poor wee b*****d died this afternoon. I miss him. He looks like he was a sweetie mizfit. Sorry to hear the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 He looks like he was a sweetie mizfit. Sorry to hear the news. He was lovely. It's not even my dog but I'm distraught. It's only my grandad left from that side of the family so I dunno if that thought has contributed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 This might sound grief hunting but I love dogs and I am sorry, genuinely to hear this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 This might sound grief hunting but I love dogs and I am sorry, genuinely to hear this. I would never hold it as grief hunting. And neither would my 78 YO Grandad. I'm sorry P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Dogs > Humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 It's tourist season.Tourists are c***s.If you're a tourist stop being a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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