MEADOWXI Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 21:30, Melanius Mullarkey said: Folk with unusual names who seem to get annoyed when you say it wrong. Just have a normal fucking name then you twat. Idiots that give their kids normal names with weird spellings, Pheona, Zoie, Jayson are three I am aware of recently Congratulations on inflicting a life time of your child having to say ' I'll spell that for you ' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 The lads at fives who are just going to turn up the odd week and kick anything that moves. Plenty of effort and enthusiasm in 30 mins mind, charging from one box to another but will touch the ball very little (and when they do, will stumble over as the ball gets trapped between their feet). Frustration boils over quite early, and they’ll end up taking someone out from behind, putting their opponent off work for two weeks. Seen it countless times down the years. Stay at home lads and choose something else to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, MEADOWXI said: Idiots that give their kids normal names with weird spellings, Pheona, Zoie, Jayson are three I am aware of recently Congratulations on inflicting a life time of your child having to say ' I'll spell that for you ' There was a comedian, can't remember who, who said if he ever had a daughter her name would be spelt Shivawn - but pronounced See-ob-han. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Wishing people or entities a happy birthday or whatever on FB when the person in question won't ever, ever see it. Loser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, GordonD said: There was a comedian, can't remember who, who said if he ever had a daughter her name would be spelt Shivawn - but pronounced See-ob-han. Jasper Carrot said he was going to name his daughter Henrietta but thought better of it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Long time ago, when she lived in NZ, the missus had a boyfriend whose family were Dutch and their plan was to do their year abroad at uni in the Netherlands together and live with his family. He broke up with her about a week before they were due to go her but his family still told her to come and she lived with them for a few months. His sister is one of her best friends, she still goes to visit them regularly, etc. The grandmother died last week so she flew out last night to go to the funeral today and decided to stay in Utrecht with another family she lived with in the Netherlands before going to Eindhoven today for the funeral. Her friend's boyfriend is driving from Leiden to Edinhoven for the funeral so offered to pick her up. This morning he says it's too much hassle to go to Utrecht to pick her up and asks if she can go to The Hague to be picked up instead. She declines and says it's easy for her to meet him at a service station just outside Utrecht. He says it's still too much hassle so, last minute, she now has to get trains, buses and an uber to the funeral. Presented to you is the driving directions from Leiden to Eindhoven and the same driving directions with my girlfriend's chosen pick up point if he was coming via Utrecht. What an intolerable c**t. Her friend is now absolutely raging at him, especially as the missus now might miss the start of the funeral (and is paying an extra 60Euro in travel), and it appears he's gonna get dumped when he arrives in Eindhoven for being an absolute roaster. #scenes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, RedRob72 said: The lads at fives who are just going to turn up the odd week and kick anything that moves. Plenty of effort and enthusiasm in 30 mins mind, charging from one box to another but will touch the ball very little (and when they do, will stumble over as the ball gets trapped between their feet). Frustration boils over quite early, and they’ll end up taking someone out from behind, putting their opponent off work for two weeks. Seen it countless times down the years. Stay at home lads and choose something else to do. In all the years on and off playing fives I've been lucky in that I've only seen this a few times. There's always the boy that is maybe a bit over enthusiastic, but never really anyone that ever sets out to do someone. Admittedly, in my advancing years, whilst still quick over short distances, i find the more agricultural side of the game creeping into my repertoire when some 20 year old upstart starts nipping at my heels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Not played any form of organised football for about 18 years. Too squeamish about getting my ankle mashed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 folk that say "im sweet enough" whe asked if they take sugar. f**k off. f**k off and never return 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Long time ago, when she lived in NZ, the missus had a boyfriend whose family were Dutch and their plan was to do their year abroad at uni in the Netherlands together and live with his family. He broke up with her about a week before they were due to go her but his family still told her to come and she lived with them for a few months. His sister is one of her best friends, she still goes to visit them regularly, etc. The grandmother died last week so she flew out last night to go to the funeral today and decided to stay in Utrecht with another family she lived with in the Netherlands before going to Eindhoven today for the funeral. Her friend's boyfriend is driving from Leiden to Edinhoven for the funeral so offered to pick her up. This morning he says it's too much hassle to go to Utrecht to pick her up and asks if she can go to The Hague to be picked up instead. She declines and says it's easy for her to meet him at a service station just outside Utrecht. He says it's still too much hassle so, last minute, she now has to get trains, buses and an uber to the funeral. Presented to you is the driving directions from Leiden to Eindhoven and the same driving directions with my girlfriend's chosen pick up point if he was coming via Utrecht. What an intolerable c**t. Her friend is now absolutely raging at him, especially as the missus now might miss the start of the funeral (and is paying an extra 60Euro in travel), and it appears he's gonna get dumped when he arrives in Eindhoven for being an absolute roaster. #scenes Callum Morris likes this lad's reasoning. (I accept this joke will have a very niche audience of Pars/Ross County posters) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 people who refer to facbeook, twitter, instagram and the like, collectively as "social medias" (i'm looking at you, stuart maconi) media - without the "s" - is already fucking plural... and yes, thanks, i get that it's "increasingly used by young folk", that "language is constantly evolving" and all that other snowflakey shite - young folk and constantly evolving languages can all get to f**k ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Desktop got replaced when I was on a long weekend. Half my apps for work are missing and office is updated to latest offering.Spent about 3 hours just setting the sodding thing back up to do some work. There is 7-8 others in same shoes and the IT guy phoned in sick. Magic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: people who refer to facbeook, twitter, instagram and the like, collectively as "social medias" (i'm looking at you, stuart maconi) media - without the "s" - is already fucking plural... For the same reason, Americans (and nobody else does it) who talk about Legos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 52 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: people who refer to facbeook, twitter, instagram and the like, collectively as "social medias" (i'm looking at you, stuart maconi) media - without the "s" - is already fucking plural... and yes, thanks, i get that it's "increasingly used by young folk", that "language is constantly evolving" and all that other snowflakey shite - young folk and constantly evolving languages can all get to f**k ! Bit rich of you to be criticising other peoples language when you use "snowflake" on a daily basis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 There is a Lufthansa advert on the radio about flights to the Far East and it gives various 'amazing facts'... One of these is 'there are more bicycles in Beijing than in Amsterdam. It was so ridiculously obvious I have just checked and Amsterdam has a population of 820K and Beijing has a population of 21.7M........ with more than 26 times the population I'm not surprised by this information 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: There is a Lufthansa advert on the radio about flights to the Far East and it gives various 'amazing facts'... One of these is 'there are more bicycles in Beijing than in Amsterdam. It was so ridiculously obvious I have just checked and Amsterdam has a population of 820K and Beijing has a population of 21.7M........ with more than 26 times the population I'm not surprised by this information But the primary purpose has been delivered- you've remembered the company name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: But the primary purpose has been delivered- you've remembered the company name. LUFTHANSA = Stupid annoying b*****ds If this was their goal then job done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Bit rich of you to be criticising other peoples language when you use "snowflake" on a daily basis. i use it in context and correctly pluralised - the fact it may be a shite word is a different kettle of fish - and there's nowt wrong wi' a bit of rank hypocrisy Edited November 12, 2018 by Herman Hessian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 TV adverts that portray ‘gamers’ as cool. You’re not cool. You’re socially inept c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: TV adverts that portray ‘gamers’ as cool. You’re not cool. You’re socially inept c***s. ^^^ Barcelona team got pumped 7-0 by a 12 year old Dundee fan on FIFA. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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