buchan30 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 A spaceman came travelling. The cover version with nina nesbit. When she goes to do the na, na, na bits. She takes a big massive audible deep breath. I understand that to do that song you require the lung capacity to do so, but surely we live in an age where there is technology that can cut that deep breath from the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Being mid transaction using an app or web portal and being interrupted by a pop up asking you to complete a user survey entitled something like ‘tell us how we’re doing’? or ‘are you enjoying using this app’? It drives me f*ckin nuts. Let me at least complete what I came in here for first eh ffs!?? I realise cookies have their purpose, but don’t let it slow down the whole process. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve just dropped an exchange if I’ve been unable to dump the survey immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Or as soon as you have installed the app, the first time you use it, they want a five star review. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 me and her have the same conversation everyday before she goes to work and at least 3 times in the evening."wheres my phone?" "cant find it""can you call it please?""i cant hear it"no you can't find it as its on silent. its always on silent!that phone better be on silent as shes getting a good ride elsewhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 People talking about "man flu" as if it's an actual illness rather than a meaningless neologism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Deep-sea diving 'round the clock, bikini bottoms, lager topsI could get used to this. ’sat right mate? Any time I hear his songs I think of this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Opening a packet of crisps upside down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Got a cold coming on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Two emails a day from the Itv newsletter to tell me that they are going to stop the itv newsletter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Any time I hear his songs I think of this The boy is an absolute anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The boy is an absolute anus. His favourite Roman god is Janus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 A family argument has broken out and the old thing comes up that people who are unreasonable but obstinate end up getting their way because everyone wants to get along so placate them with apologies. Eventually you have to just say f*ck off, although with Christmas incoming that's unlikely. Tsk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 His favourite Roman god is JanusAnd his favourite ship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The boy is an absolute anus. 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: His favourite Roman god is Janus 1 hour ago, Eednud said: And his favourite ship. And his rhymes really pain us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Two emails a day from the Itv newsletter to tell me that they are going to stop the itv newsletter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 hours ago, GordonD said: And his rhymes really pain us in fact, dude, they're totally heinous 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) I think I've mentioned this before, but utter bell ends at work who feel the need to comment on your food. Usually women, obviously. Reached a high point yesterday when I was sitting enjoying my lunch at work and FIVE of the cretinous women I work with interrupted me in the space of about two minutes with "Oooooooh, what are you eating there?". Food, you c**t. Or "Aaaaaah, let me see that". You'd like to see what I'll be shiting out in a few hours? "Ooooooooooooh, did you make that yourself?" No, the fucking stork dropped it off for me. On holiday now and don't have to see these brain donors for a while. Fortunately I have a reputation for being very dry, indeed borderline grumpy, in the office. So it's widely assumed that I'm joking when I tell them I'm going to stab them in the face. Edited December 19, 2018 by JTS98 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I think I've mentioned this before, but utter bell ends at work who feel the need to comment on your food. Usually women, obviously. Reached a high point yesterday when I was sitting enjoying my lunch at work and FIVE of the cretinous women I work with interrupted me in the space of about two minutes with "Oooooooh, what are you eating there?". Food, you c**t. Or "Aaaaaah, let me see that". You'd like to see what I'll be shiting out in a few hours? "Ooooooooooooh, did you make that yourself?" No, the fucking stork dropped it off for me. On holiday now and don't have to see these brain donors for a while. Fortunately I have a reputation for being very dry, indeed borderline grumpy, in the office. So it's widely assumed that I'm joking when I tell the I'm going to stab them in the face. So what did you have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: 1 hour ago, JTS98 said: I think I've mentioned this before, but utter bell ends at work who feel the need to comment on your food. Usually women, obviously. Reached a high point yesterday when I was sitting enjoying my lunch at work and FIVE of the cretinous women I work with interrupted me in the space of about two minutes with "Oooooooh, what are you eating there?". Food, you c**t. Or "Aaaaaah, let me see that". You'd like to see what I'll be shiting out in a few hours? "Ooooooooooooh, did you make that yourself?" No, the fucking stork dropped it off for me. On holiday now and don't have to see these brain donors for a while. Fortunately I have a reputation for being very dry, indeed borderline grumpy, in the office. So it's widely assumed that I'm joking when I tell the I'm going to stab them in the face. So what did you have? After the revolution your kind will be first against the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 What was it though? I’m guessing a thai fusion salad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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