Unleash The Nade Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: Somehow managed to smack myself on the heid with my squash reacket. A particularly nasty follow through has left me somewhat bruised and tender, matron. Also broke my phone and sat nav. Probably not the best idea to play squash in your car 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Somehow managed to smack myself on the heid with my squash reacket. A particularly nasty follow through has left me somewhat bruised and tender, matron. Also broke my phone and sat nav.Did you not have a nightmare last weekend as well? Ever considered just having a long lie and keeping our harms way? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Had a few recently, been up since 5 so I'm sure today will be fab.Wear a crash helmet or something then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Just now, NJ2 said: Wear a crash helmet or something then He’s probably put his back out putting it on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Had a few recently, been up since 5 so I'm sure today will be fab. What are you doing up at that time of the morning, he asked nosily? ETA: Work? Edited January 12, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 13 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I'm sure this has been brought up before. I wear shorts all the time. You don't lose much heat through your legs, or at least I don't. Wrapped up well around my core and I don't feel any cold on my legs at all. It's quite refreshing in the rain as well Folk wearing a tshirt in cold weather however, are fucking morons. As long as the extremities of the hands and feet are cosy as well as the core, the legs and arms will be fine. That's why there are bodywarmers/gilets and footballers with short sleeves and gloves on but some people can't wrap their heads around it. I regularly go into a -22c freezer storage area at work with only my legs exposed and it's no bother. Having said that, I am absolutely nails. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: As long as the extremities of the hands and feet are cosy as well as the core, the legs and arms will be fine. That's why there are bodywarmers/gilets and footballers with short sleeves and gloves on but some people can't wrap their heads around it. I regularly go into a -22c freezer storage area at work with only my legs exposed and it's no bother. Having said that, I am absolutely nails. Weren't you recently at A&E? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Weren't you recently at A&E? Aye. One of the 15 guys I was fighting got a lucky sucker punch in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 A particularly nasty follow throughHow ye finding life in Hawick anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Aye. One of the 15 guys I was fighting got a lucky sucker punch in. Did the polis let you see the CCTV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Did the polis let you see the CCTV?i was away to ask the same thing. p&b needs to know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Did the polis let you see the CCTV? The officer in charge said he "couldn't really" show it to me. He said it's a bit dark and there is a flash from a "disco light" at the moment of impact but it was obvious the guy had smacked me. He's been charged with AOBH. Show me the money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The officer in charge said he "couldn't really" show it to me. He said it's a bit dark and there is a flash from a "disco light" at the moment of impact but it was obvious the guy had smacked me. He's been charged with AOBH. Show me the money. Did you find out if you shat in his bird's handbag or anything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Did you find out if you shat in his bird's handbag or anything? The other guy's none the wiser according to the cops although he admits responsiblity. Polis said it was alcohol-fuelled violence. As it happened at 2am, I am stunned at this revelation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 The other guy's none the wiser according to the cops although he admits responsiblity. Polis said it was alcohol-fuelled violence. As it happened at 2am, I am stunned at this revelation. Too auld for this shite. Have a word wi yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The other guy's none the wiser according to the cops although he admits responsiblity. Polis said it was alcohol-fuelled violence. As it happened at 2am, I am stunned at this revelation. Too auld for this shite. Have a word wi yourself How dare you. I am an innocent victim in this horrific assault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I reckon it was a Kevin Spacey style groping incident that set him off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: How dare you. I am an innocent victim in this horrific assault. Too old to be out at 2 in the morning he probably means. Check yourself, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Too old to be out at 2 in the morning he probably means. Check yourself, man. What's the cut-off age for going out on the lash or alternatively where can I view a graph showing the time one should be home by dependant on age. Just for future reference, ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: The officer in charge said he "couldn't really" show it to me. He said it's a bit dark and there is a flash from a "disco light" at the moment of impact but it was obvious the guy had smacked me. He's been charged with AOBH. Show me the money. Was there also a brightly coloured onomatopoeic word describing the punch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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