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3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Sunday National newspaper crossword: 

Largest inland sea on earth. (6,3) 

How the f*** do you get Caspian Sea in 9 boxes??! 

First time I've got this paper. Story randomly cut short, grammatical mistakes, can't publish a crossword that works. Not impressed. Not impressed at all. 

Baikal Sea (as the locals know it) is the largest by volume.

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19 hours ago, MixuFixit said:


Google Limmy's Glasgow Uni accent, it's a real thing.

It certainly is and it just about cuts you in half, especially with that ultra annoying vocal frrrrrrrryyyyyyy at the end of every final word.

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Spent yesterday in Glasgow with the wife.

1st up no we didn't bang drums and march through the streets dragging our knuckles and celebrating all things Orange.

We were on a wee day out and taking in a few pubs and a very nice Steak.

My day was however ruined when it became very apparent that Glasgow is awash with homeless beggars EVERYWHERE!!!

I'm not even sure this is the correct topic as it is anything but petty but when did Glasgow become so invaded with this?

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5 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:

Spent yesterday in Glasgow with the wife.

1st up no we didn't bang drums and march through the streets dragging our knuckles and celebrating all things Orange.

We were on a wee day out and taking in a few pubs and a very nice Steak.

My day was however ruined when it became very apparent that Glasgow is awash with homeless beggars EVERYWHERE!!!

I'm not even sure this the correct topic as it is anything but petty but when did Glasgow become so invaded with this?

Why does ‘Steak’ have a capital s?

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16 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:

Spent yesterday in Glasgow with the wife.

1st up no we didn't bang drums and march through the streets dragging our knuckles and celebrating all things Orange.

We were on a wee day out and taking in a few pubs and a very nice Steak.

My day was however ruined when it became very apparent that Glasgow is awash with homeless beggars EVERYWHERE!!!

I'm not even sure this the correct topic as it is anything but petty but when did Glasgow become so invaded with this?

When the tories won the general election

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3 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

Dogs. 

Babies. 

Dogs. 

Babies. 

Dogs. 

Babies. 

This is what the womanfolk in my work have been discussing since 8.30 this morning. 

I DON'T GIVE A f**k ABOUT DOGS OR BABIES. 

What about baby dogs?

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8 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

Dogs. 

Babies. 

Dogs. 

Babies. 

Dogs. 

Babies. 

This is what the womanfolk in my work have been discussing since 8.30 this morning. 

I DON'T GIVE A f**k ABOUT DOGS OR BABIES. 

They've probably all got dogging babies, tell them to be more careful in future. And get your hearing checked.

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15 hours ago, Gaz FFC said:

Spent yesterday in Glasgow with the wife.

1st up no we didn't bang drums and march through the streets dragging our knuckles and celebrating all things Orange.

We were on a wee day out and taking in a few pubs and a very nice Steak.

My day was however ruined when it became very apparent that Glasgow is awash with homeless beggars EVERYWHERE!!!

I'm not even sure this is the correct topic as it is anything but petty but when did Glasgow become so invaded with this?

 

25 minutes ago, mathematics said:

This. It’s getting very apparent in glasgow. Huge homelessness/begging problem.

If you think Glasgow is bad, take a walk through Manchester city centre. I believe homelessness in Glasgow and Scotland as a whole is actually coming down. Check out the work of Social Bite, shows how simple it actually is to reintegrate homeless people - they just need opportunities.

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1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

Dogs. 

Babies. 

Dogs. 

Babies. 

Dogs. 

Babies. 

This is what the womanfolk in my work have been discussing since 8.30 this morning. 

I DON'T GIVE A f**k ABOUT DOGS OR BABIES. 

Dog eats baby.

Dog gets put down.

Case closed. 

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52 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

If you think Glasgow is bad, take a walk through Manchester city centre. I believe homelessness in Glasgow and Scotland as a whole is actually coming down. Check out the work of Social Bite, shows how simple it actually is to reintegrate homeless people - they just need opportunities.

Liverpool is by far the worst I've ever seen for it. 

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