Guest thefamousphilosifer Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I want to watch Lock Stock on Film4 but i have to get up at 05.30am. Saying that, I'm up at half 5 as well, and I'm not remotely tired yet Last time I got up as early as half 5 was May... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Plant manager got a hiding at the weekend, and his sick line is in till 8th Jan. Which means I now have 2 days off at Christmas and 2 days at New Year Ho Fecking ho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I've just sorted out an argument between two women members of staff by confirming how many Argos shops there are and where they are in the Clydebank Shopping Centre! I think I'm turning gay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I've just sorted out an argument between two women members of staff by confirming how many Argos shops there are and where they are in the Clydebank Shopping Centre! I think I'm turning gay! You must be, I would have expected you to have defused the situation by commenting on their tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You must be, I would have expected you to have defused the situation by commenting on their tits. Fuxake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Why do we need to give presents anyway? We dont need to! Havent got a single present for anyone... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Well if that's your attitude you can whistle for the new car that P&B Members had clubbed together to get you. Is that enough yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I STILL don't know what's happening at Christmas. I know I've got the kids tonight but Mrs Kilt's going to Comet to see if she can get a cooker/fridge/washing machine bought and delivered tomorrow. She's finally decided to move into her new flat and, if so, she may want Christmas moved over to hers. If not, then it'll be at mine but she hasn't decided if she's coming over herself on Saturday or Christmas Eve or just onChristmas Day! Women!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Feckin typical, been waiting all day for the gas man to show up, and just as I'm cooking my lunch, he turns up! He needs to turn the gas off for a sec. My dinner's going to be ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 SPLw**kw**kw**k has just asked me if I'm wearing the same tie as him 'cos, if so, he's going to through me through the nearest window! And he's smiling at me in a very strange and worrying way each time I walk past him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 My auntie had a fall yesterday and broke her jaw and cheekbone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Cancelled flights! Although it may mean I have a guest to stay tonight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Is that enough yet? Nice try - wrong tune! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Lent her 30 quid last week that I need to pay me back today as I need it for tomorrow and she was meant to come over at 7 and give me the cash but just text to ask me to meet her at 6:15 bout a mile from my house. She can f**k right off. I did her a favour, she can fucking walk over here and give me my cash like she said she would! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Lent her 30 quid last week that I need to pay me back today as I need it for tomorrow and she was meant to come over at 7 and give me the cash but just text to ask me to meet her at 6:15 bout a mile from my house. She can f**k right off. I did her a favour, she can fucking walk over here and give me my cash like she said she would! foot in Shooting the yerself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Nice try - wrong tune! Twhistlege 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Twhistlege Put me down for a £1 - over to the rest of the P&B thousands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Put me down for a £1 - over to the rest of the P&B thousands. I suspect that unless I can find a car worth £1, then I wont be getting a new car from the P&B massive.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onejamesgrady Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 The guys at work just went to the pub to play pool after finishing or in their break. Me? I get asked to hold the fort :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 The guys at work just went to the pub to play pool after finishing or in their break. Me? I get asked to hold the fort :-( Turn off the lights and lock the doors and hide where they cant see you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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