Derry Alli Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Why would you go to work if you've got the flu? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: The flu! Being up at 4:15am because of the fucking flu! Sitting feeling lousy and bored because the tv is crap at silly o’clock and it’s too early to go to work! Been up all night with this stupid Norovirus. Getting no sympathy from the wife though, she refuses to accept that the man version is a gazzillion times worse than anything she’s ever had.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dele said: Why would you go to work if you've got the flu? Because he doesn’t have the flu. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Because he doesn’t have the flu.This. If you can lift your head off your pillow it's not Flu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This. If your week isn't like being in the dream scene in Dumbo you've got a cold. Sounds like I lived through a helluva lot of flu - usually on a Friday and Saturday. Edited December 5, 2019 by Dele 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 This. If you can lift your head off your pillow it's not Flu. Reminds me of working in an office full of women, almost weekly at least one of them would come out with the nugget, " I have a migraine". No you fucking don't, if you can come to work and tell someone you have a migraine then you can't possibly have one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Sounds like I lived through a helluva lot of flu - usually on a Friday and Saturday. No, watching Dundee is really like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 16 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hang on a minute. You were up at 5. Philpy was up a 5.40. I was up at 4.50 yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I was up at 4.50 yesterday. Two words: Tena Men. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Two words: Tena Men. I might need them after yesterday's "procedure"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I might need them after yesterday's "procedure"... Ah. I see. The old waterworks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tena Men. Went to mow. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Mums heading back into a mental hospital in next hour.Not so good. Sorry to hear that G_Man. At least she can get help she requires and head in a positive direction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tena Men. 3 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Wenta mow. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 FTFYThatsa racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Thatsa racist. Saysa who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Saysa who? Joe Dolce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Joe Dolce. Shadappayaface 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) Not even 8.30 AM yet. Fella comes out the house and starts fucking about with the car radio to find a station to listen to on his commute. He's about 50 yards from me with the doors all closed and I can hear the bloody thing no problem. From looking at the houses next to his a few of his neighbours are still in bed and with any luck tonight are gonnae kick f**k out of him for being an utter deaf cock. Edited December 6, 2019 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 43 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Not even 8.30 AM yet. Fella comes out the house and starts fucking about with the car radio to find a station to listen to on his commute. He's about 50 yards from me with the doors all closed and I can hear the bloody thing no problem. From looking at the houses next to his a few of his neighbours are still in bed and with any luck tonight are gonnae kick f**k out of him for being an utter death cock. There's a guy who parks on the street outside my house and at least twice a week I hear him get into his car and immediately phone someone on his hands free kit because he's got the volume up at such deafening levels that the entire street can hear his conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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